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onepieceyaoi100Title: Man of the Two
Rating: PG13
Words: 201
Pairing: Ace/Zoro!?
Topic: Man
Summary: This is something i've wondered about for a long time...
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"Hey, Vivi? Don'tcha think that Zoro's been acting weird lately?" Nami asked.
The blue haired girl giggled. "Yeah, ever since Ace came, Mr. Bushido has been staring at his body, and--"
"Ace is taking advantage of that," Nami finished.
Vivi giggled again. "But don't you ever wonder who's the man of the relationship?"
Just then, they were cut off by a yell from the kitchen. "Saaaaaaaaaaaanji!!! I want foooooood!!!" Then, the all to familiar sound of a heavy frying pan hitting rubber.
"If you're hungry, get an apple from the storage room; I'm trying to make a snack for the girls," Sanji stated matter-of -factly.
"But I want meat!"
"Not right now!" The thud of a boot colliding with rubber resounded throughout the deck. Moments later, Luffy sulked out of the kitchen, bruised, and headed downstairs into the storage room.
Nami and Vivi heard the sounds of sandals slapping wood. Then a shout of surprise.
"OI! LUFFY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Zoro's voice.
"WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES? LUFFY GET OUT! OUT!" Ace's voice.
Luffy reappeared on deck, swaying in a slightly dazed fashion.
"So," asked Nami, "Who's the--"
The captain answered before she finished. "Ace is seme."
tha end.
Okay. That was weird. Comment's please.
For the people who don't know, seme is teh "attacker" and uke is teh "receiver"... if you need more explanation,the uke gets fucked by the seme wiki it...
--me.
Rating: PG13
Words: 201
Pairing: Ace/Zoro!?
Topic: Man
Summary: This is something i've wondered about for a long time...
--
"Hey, Vivi? Don'tcha think that Zoro's been acting weird lately?" Nami asked.
The blue haired girl giggled. "Yeah, ever since Ace came, Mr. Bushido has been staring at his body, and--"
"Ace is taking advantage of that," Nami finished.
Vivi giggled again. "But don't you ever wonder who's the man of the relationship?"
Just then, they were cut off by a yell from the kitchen. "Saaaaaaaaaaaanji!!! I want foooooood!!!" Then, the all to familiar sound of a heavy frying pan hitting rubber.
"If you're hungry, get an apple from the storage room; I'm trying to make a snack for the girls," Sanji stated matter-of -factly.
"But I want meat!"
"Not right now!" The thud of a boot colliding with rubber resounded throughout the deck. Moments later, Luffy sulked out of the kitchen, bruised, and headed downstairs into the storage room.
Nami and Vivi heard the sounds of sandals slapping wood. Then a shout of surprise.
"OI! LUFFY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Zoro's voice.
"WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES? LUFFY GET OUT! OUT!" Ace's voice.
Luffy reappeared on deck, swaying in a slightly dazed fashion.
"So," asked Nami, "Who's the--"
The captain answered before she finished. "Ace is seme."
tha end.
Okay. That was weird. Comment's please.
For the people who don't know, seme is teh "attacker" and uke is teh "receiver"... if you need more explanation,
--me.
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Date: 2008-08-31 07:10 pm (UTC)*applaudes*
This is really cracktastic :D
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Date: 2008-08-31 07:46 pm (UTC)LMOA. Pure CRACK. I love it.
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Date: 2008-08-31 07:49 pm (UTC)<3
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Date: 2008-08-31 07:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-31 07:57 pm (UTC)Thanks, now I got Chopper humping Zoro on my mind x.X
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Date: 2008-08-31 10:20 pm (UTC)wait... its already poisoned...
the only thing i'm wondering is which form chopper would be humping zoro in...
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Date: 2008-09-01 05:08 am (UTC)is hotomg would break my brain even further.I now demand Zoro/Chopper or Chopper/Zoro or whatever!!!
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Date: 2008-09-01 12:27 am (UTC)You rock my socks Luffy.
You rock my socks..
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Date: 2008-09-01 12:42 am (UTC)