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onepieceyaoi100title: A drunken observation
words: 273
rating: R
Pairing: Zoro--->Luffy/Sanji
topic: man
Zoro didn’t understand it.
How could the king of pirates, a man among men, a man the greatest swordsman in the world acknowledged as such, be with someone so very not?
If he hadn’t seen it with his own eyes he wouldn’t believe it.
Luffy had grown up, filled out, and matured into more than a strong captain. The fact that the chef was the same as he always been just made it worse.
A cook fussing about with food, pink apron and all…could be chosen over himself for instance was insane. Sure the blond could fight…but being a good fighter transcended gender in the swordsmans mind, Kuina had seen to that.
The way Sanji looked, acted, and was just so infuriating…was so female.
If Luffy wanted a girl he should just take Nami of their hands. Or hell, let Robin mellow him out.
Point is the captain deserved better. Deserved anyone but the chef. The chef needed his ass kicked not ego stroked about the food he provided. Asshole.
Sanji was pushing the captains body off him.
“Marimo…get your ass over here and help get him off me! It’s your fault he got into your shitty sake, anyway.”
“He choose you…how can you refuse?”
“Damn it! How much have you had of this shit?! Choosing me to pass out on is not an honor!!”
Zoro vaguely managed to get the gist of the words and smiled with relief. The world was right again…the chef hadn’t chose him back. He walked over to help pull their rubber captain off but somehow managed to pass out on top of a disgruntled Sanji as well.
OMAKE:
Sanji growled out and kicked the bastards off him without mercy. For both these men to get their dreams in the same day was one thing…but Sanji wasn’t about to his death be so embarrassing as ‘suffocated under pirate king and worlds best swordsman in drunken celebration’.
words: 273
rating: R
Pairing: Zoro--->Luffy/Sanji
topic: man
Zoro didn’t understand it.
How could the king of pirates, a man among men, a man the greatest swordsman in the world acknowledged as such, be with someone so very not?
If he hadn’t seen it with his own eyes he wouldn’t believe it.
Luffy had grown up, filled out, and matured into more than a strong captain. The fact that the chef was the same as he always been just made it worse.
A cook fussing about with food, pink apron and all…could be chosen over himself for instance was insane. Sure the blond could fight…but being a good fighter transcended gender in the swordsmans mind, Kuina had seen to that.
The way Sanji looked, acted, and was just so infuriating…was so female.
If Luffy wanted a girl he should just take Nami of their hands. Or hell, let Robin mellow him out.
Point is the captain deserved better. Deserved anyone but the chef. The chef needed his ass kicked not ego stroked about the food he provided. Asshole.
Sanji was pushing the captains body off him.
“Marimo…get your ass over here and help get him off me! It’s your fault he got into your shitty sake, anyway.”
“He choose you…how can you refuse?”
“Damn it! How much have you had of this shit?! Choosing me to pass out on is not an honor!!”
Zoro vaguely managed to get the gist of the words and smiled with relief. The world was right again…the chef hadn’t chose him back. He walked over to help pull their rubber captain off but somehow managed to pass out on top of a disgruntled Sanji as well.
OMAKE:
Sanji growled out and kicked the bastards off him without mercy. For both these men to get their dreams in the same day was one thing…but Sanji wasn’t about to his death be so embarrassing as ‘suffocated under pirate king and worlds best swordsman in drunken celebration’.
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Date: 2008-09-04 03:19 pm (UTC)Either way, LOOOOOOOOVED THIIIIIIIIS!!!! Why aren't there any comments?! *huffs* I'm just confused though as to who is in love with who. Mind you, I'm sure that this "Zoro----->Luffy/Sanji" would make perfect sense if I were fluent in computer dialect. But alas, I be not. Is it Zoro loves Luffy but Luffy loves Sanji? Heh? =_='''
Still, I REALLY LIKED THIS!!! Something about the whole jealousy thing, I love jealousy fics!
*Nods*
Date: 2008-09-04 04:39 pm (UTC)And out of all my drabbles I posted lately you chose the one that I like least and is most confusing! But I am really happy you liked it regaurdless...this post was so lonely without a single comment.
It is meant to be Zoro is jelous of a suspected Sanji/Luffy and imply he has feelings for one of them (and I let the reader decide who they wanted Zoro lusting for...although my sanji preference might have seeped in here too much!)
The Franky/Sanji story is really fun to write, what an awesome prompt you gave! Sorry I am so slow...I love your comments so much I almost want to post it sentence by sentence just for more comments.
Nakama!!!!!