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onepieceyaoi100Title: "Sunk" <-- Zero creativity.
Rating: Rish? PG-13? ...ish.
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Sinking
I overkilt the topic in this. I'm sorry. This story likely won't make much sense, as it's 3:20 AM and I shouldn't be awake at this time, much less be allowed to think (which I didn't do for this story anyway).
Sanji was a good cook.
Hell, he was the best goddamn cook this side of the Grand Line. So why the hell was his cake sinking when it wasn't supposed to? Cakes were supposed to rise and be happy and work dammit!
It may have had something to do with the sinking feeling he had in the pit of his stomach when he woke up next to Zoro this morning. Perhaps it started earlier when Zoro sunk his teeth into his shoulder as he came last night. Or earlier still, when the feeling of flying or falling or whatever it was Sanji felt when Zoro first sank his cock into his... nevermind.
Whatever the reason, it was obvious he wasn't properly concentrating and it was all that bastard's fault.
Zoro entered the galley and as he was about to take a seat he just managed to avoid getting a sharp kick to the head.
"Oh? You can still move so well?"
Sanji's face colored. Whether from embarrassment or anger, Zoro would never be able to tell.
"You bastard!" Sanji yelled, slamming the cake down on the table. "This," he said, gesturing the cake, "is all your fault! Fuck! You dragged me down with you and my cakes came too," he finished, breathing heavily.
Zoro looked from Sanji to the failed cake and sighed.
Wrapping his arms around Sanji's waist he said, "Here. We'll eat this together. Okay?"
Sanji frowned. "Okay..." he agreed reluctantly and went to fetch some forks.
Zoro took a bite. "Hey this tastes okay."
"Well... of course. But it didn't rise."
Zoro laughed. "You can't get your cakes up?"
Sanji kicked him. "Shut up!"
But Sanji found that he wasn't that angry. He was sinking into being a couple with Zoro.
He was sinking. And he liked it.
Rating: Rish? PG-13? ...ish.
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Sinking
I overkilt the topic in this. I'm sorry. This story likely won't make much sense, as it's 3:20 AM and I shouldn't be awake at this time, much less be allowed to think (which I didn't do for this story anyway).
Sanji was a good cook.
Hell, he was the best goddamn cook this side of the Grand Line. So why the hell was his cake sinking when it wasn't supposed to? Cakes were supposed to rise and be happy and work dammit!
It may have had something to do with the sinking feeling he had in the pit of his stomach when he woke up next to Zoro this morning. Perhaps it started earlier when Zoro sunk his teeth into his shoulder as he came last night. Or earlier still, when the feeling of flying or falling or whatever it was Sanji felt when Zoro first sank his cock into his... nevermind.
Whatever the reason, it was obvious he wasn't properly concentrating and it was all that bastard's fault.
Zoro entered the galley and as he was about to take a seat he just managed to avoid getting a sharp kick to the head.
"Oh? You can still move so well?"
Sanji's face colored. Whether from embarrassment or anger, Zoro would never be able to tell.
"You bastard!" Sanji yelled, slamming the cake down on the table. "This," he said, gesturing the cake, "is all your fault! Fuck! You dragged me down with you and my cakes came too," he finished, breathing heavily.
Zoro looked from Sanji to the failed cake and sighed.
Wrapping his arms around Sanji's waist he said, "Here. We'll eat this together. Okay?"
Sanji frowned. "Okay..." he agreed reluctantly and went to fetch some forks.
Zoro took a bite. "Hey this tastes okay."
"Well... of course. But it didn't rise."
Zoro laughed. "You can't get your cakes up?"
Sanji kicked him. "Shut up!"
But Sanji found that he wasn't that angry. He was sinking into being a couple with Zoro.
He was sinking. And he liked it.
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Date: 2008-09-09 11:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-10 12:51 am (UTC)Your icon is so much love.
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Date: 2008-09-10 12:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 02:50 pm (UTC)Thank you for the much needed laugh :) I feel a bit naughty, reading this at school >_>
I like your take on the prompt :D
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Date: 2008-09-10 12:54 am (UTC)I couldn't read this sort of stuff at school. I tend to laugh loudly or squee.
I've always wondered about this when people say they're reading stuff at school... are you on your own computer or is it the school's?
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Date: 2008-09-11 04:12 am (UTC)I always feel really uncomfortable or guilty reading it at school, but I can't help myself.
I use my own computer, since I'm super paranoid (and for no reason really, it's weird) that they're tracking what I'm on or something. How do I explain yaoi?
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Date: 2008-09-11 06:18 am (UTC)You explain yaoi as follows:
"Yamanashi Ochinashi Iminashi. No climax, no point, no meaning. Theys is mah stoories. =P"
They might get lost at the first part and just stop caring. I think if I were seriously asked about yaoi I'd say that I'm just a romantic at heart. It's about real love. (Sometimes.) lol.
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Date: 2008-09-21 01:21 am (UTC)"Yamanashi Ochinashi Iminashi. No climax, no point, no meaning." I'll have to try and remember that! I'd heard the "No climax, no point, etc." part, but never the first. Though let us hope my Japanese teacher isn't around to hear my explanation. >_>
LOL It's about real love when it's not about hot guys getting sweaty. But yes, if I was ever asked why I loved yaoi so much, I'd say it's because I believe that love is love, no matter who it's between. And it's just hotter when it's between two gorgeous guys.
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Date: 2008-09-09 06:50 pm (UTC)Wrapping his arms around Sanji's waist he said, "Here. We'll eat this together. Okay?"
Sanji frowned. "Okay..." he agreed reluctantly and went to fetch some forks.
just so sweee~~~~~t.
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Date: 2008-09-10 12:56 am (UTC)I needed Zoro to be really sweet and to totally eat anything Sanji makes even if it looks bad (ohwait... Luffy would do that).