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onepieceyaoi100title: Thank you for all the (razor)Fish
words: 300
topic: sinking
rating:G
Pairing: Usopp/Sanji
His goggles were sinking.
Sure the great captain Usopp had, as expected, saved the day! The log pose, Luffy, a minty jelly lamb roast, and shampoo had all threatened to fly overboard when he snatched each item coolly in turn from the air, placing them on the deck.
How those items had somehow gotten together and were on the verge of flying overboard he had no clue, except that Luffy must have been involved.
During his catching escapades though his goggles had slipped off and into the water. He had immediately thought to jump in when he spotted the glint of the silvered scales of the razor fish. DAMN! There were a pocket of those things back on the north end of Syrup Island…their teeth were long and sharp enough to make knives with!
One of the fish rose it’s head from the water holding the googles between it’s teeth and then swallowed them in a mocking smile.
Usopp turned and noticed Sanji had already collected his Lamb dish and was heading back to the galley. Usopp felt a pang of disappointment. No thank you?
Dinner time later that night they had fish and Usopp found his goggles sitting on his chair out of view from the others. He looked to Sanji in wonder.
“Cook-san, aren’t these fish dangerous?” Robin had been asking.
“The day I am defeated by a fish is the day I hang up my apron.”
Zoro had made some comment concerning that and they were fighting until Nami cut in.
“But Sanji-kun? You said this morning that you were doing that pheasant dish tonight…”
“Ah, Nami-san! These fish are specific to this island and I thought this would be a good chance.”
Usopp grinned silently as he put another delicious fork full into his mouth.
Liar.
words: 300
topic: sinking
rating:G
Pairing: Usopp/Sanji
His goggles were sinking.
Sure the great captain Usopp had, as expected, saved the day! The log pose, Luffy, a minty jelly lamb roast, and shampoo had all threatened to fly overboard when he snatched each item coolly in turn from the air, placing them on the deck.
How those items had somehow gotten together and were on the verge of flying overboard he had no clue, except that Luffy must have been involved.
During his catching escapades though his goggles had slipped off and into the water. He had immediately thought to jump in when he spotted the glint of the silvered scales of the razor fish. DAMN! There were a pocket of those things back on the north end of Syrup Island…their teeth were long and sharp enough to make knives with!
One of the fish rose it’s head from the water holding the googles between it’s teeth and then swallowed them in a mocking smile.
Usopp turned and noticed Sanji had already collected his Lamb dish and was heading back to the galley. Usopp felt a pang of disappointment. No thank you?
Dinner time later that night they had fish and Usopp found his goggles sitting on his chair out of view from the others. He looked to Sanji in wonder.
“Cook-san, aren’t these fish dangerous?” Robin had been asking.
“The day I am defeated by a fish is the day I hang up my apron.”
Zoro had made some comment concerning that and they were fighting until Nami cut in.
“But Sanji-kun? You said this morning that you were doing that pheasant dish tonight…”
“Ah, Nami-san! These fish are specific to this island and I thought this would be a good chance.”
Usopp grinned silently as he put another delicious fork full into his mouth.
Liar.
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Date: 2008-09-09 04:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 05:48 pm (UTC)Usopp should maybe give him lying lessons.
thanks for reading!