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onepieceyaoi100TOPIC: Sinking
AUTHOR: mr_redrum
PAIRING: Zoro, Usopp and some randomn pirates one side feeling to Sanji
WARNING: PG
WORD COUNT: +671 (including the crack omake at the end)
NOTES: Sanji is a "dangerous" species...whahahahahahahaha... my very much thank you for my dearest
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kakairupowns -san for the beta. I'm log out. Thank you.
The swordsman watched his nakama, stunned, as he heard some nameless pirate they met in a random bar offer to light Sanji’s cigarette.
At first, he thought the cook would just teach the pirate a lesson not to treat him like a damn woman. He smirked, thinking about the possibilities of how the ensuing fight would happen. He was always ready for a little exercise; they hadn’t run across any marines lately, and he wanted to try out his newest sword, Shuusui.
But, the cook just lowered his head to accept the offer, eyes slitted in wary suspicion. He straightened again and took a deep drag with those pouty lips of his, exhaling pleasantly and casually.
Zoro could swear that he heard a loud gulp from practically all of the pirates in the bar. He inwardly cursed himself for being one of them
Damn, aho cook…
He wondered if Sanji actually realized that he was like a mannequin when compared to the other crude pirates. Especially times like these, when he wore his light green shirt (one of Zoro’s favorites, since it sort of reminded him of his own green hair) and his black, tailored pants. The outfit showed off more of the cook’s lower arms and upper chest.
He cursed again when Sanji gave permission to that random pirate to sit next to him. He cursed the cook’s tendencies to always get along well with new people he just met. He cursed himself yet again for realizing that he actually cared.
Suddenly, he saw the anonymous pirate’s hand stretch along Sanji’s thigh, fingers spread. The next thing he felt was the malicious wrath of the cook’s aura.
“…Long-nose, please get rid of this shitty-bastard for me” Sanji calmly said to their sharpshooter, still sitting on his stool, looking perfectly at ease.
“Aye-aye, Sanji-kun…Tabasco Fire Boshi!” After striking a pose, Usopp shoot off a fireball with his Kabuto weapon. The pirate’s body was drenched in flames and launched outside, piercing through the wall of the bar as it went.
Zoro wasn’t paying attention to the cook and was surprised when he appeared in front of him. He was still slightly agape at how fast the encounter was over.
“Oi, marimo. You finished yet? We’re going back to The Sunny; are you coming?”
He only nodded in answer, before getting up and following his nakama outside the bar, which had suddenly become deathly quiet.
Once outside, they heard the pirates inside pick up conversation again about their stupid friend, trying to flirt with Blackleg Sanji, the cook from the ship of a candidate for future pirate king.
Walking behind the sharpshooter and the cook, Zoro watched them, only to noticed that Usopp, just like he did, also gazed along Sanji’s body, the curve of his nape, his blonde hair, long legs, and his ass, and couldn’t help thinking that in the future, Luffy may become the Pirate King, and Usopp could be the Sniper King, but Sanji…
Sanji might be a Sin King. Since the cook, whether he realized it or not, had already caused straight men to think sinfully about him…
Omake
“I can’t take it anymore. Just attack him already, will you?! Make him yours, before this journey ends. Strangle him, undress him, lick him – ”
“Could you please be a little less blunt!?”
“Oh, shut up, little missy. He needs to be more blatant with his feelings or he will explode from his desire!”
“It’s been done before, thanks to your crude, forceful attitude, Kitetsu.”
“Excuse me, you man and miss, may I see behind your hilts? YOHOHOHOHOHOHO!”
“…Great. Now that the little innocent kid is gone, we got a perverted old man as a substitute. I wonder if there are any swords in this world that could help me out with our master and the cook…”
“I’d be glad to help you on your mission, if you’d just act more gentlemanly, you know.”
“… Damn. I hate it when you sound like the cook. It reminds me of my past failures with those two…
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Date: 2008-09-10 05:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-10 09:51 pm (UTC)ps:and yes,I should say,that I love what you already comes out with all the drabbles prompt of yours...mostly at the novel part...usopp telling story about all his nakama past life...that so canon and sweet!...past life...hmmmm...somehow,it bring back memories...
anyway,THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHH FOR ALREADY READING. I SERIOUSLY LOVE YOUUUUUUUU....
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Date: 2008-09-10 06:22 am (UTC)NICE! I was gulping too at the very pretty image you painted here with sanji accepting the light. It was so vivid and IC I could picture it perfectly!
I find it quite amusing that Usopp is sort of member number one of Sanjis rolling entourage and Zoro has found himself in it too.
Really fun! And the omake was amusing as well!
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Date: 2008-09-10 09:36 pm (UTC)again,THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!...LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!...
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Date: 2008-09-10 07:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-10 09:30 pm (UTC)ps:thank you for reading,
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Date: 2008-09-10 10:15 am (UTC)I absolutely adored this.
Please, please, can I convince you on making Sin King multi chapter fic? *sparkly eyes*
For me, this was the best interpretation on this weeks topic! :D
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Date: 2008-09-10 02:18 pm (UTC)multi chapter fic of Sin King!Sanji yeaaa..
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Date: 2008-09-10 08:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-11 03:48 am (UTC)udah cepetan bikin sana lanjutannya ini...bikin... *nyetanin*
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Date: 2008-09-11 04:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-10 09:24 pm (UTC)well,I absolutely adored your both talent too,my dear.writing and drawing...
anyway,if you seriously asked about convince me to continue it,for right now,honestly,I didn't have any intention to continue this...you could continue it,if you want...
and thank you very much indeed for already reading,my lady ^_^...as always you're a kindness one of a lady to me...
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Date: 2008-09-10 02:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-10 09:05 pm (UTC)again,thanks a lots for udah baca,man ^_^
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Date: 2008-09-10 02:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-10 09:10 pm (UTC)ps:sorry for my hyper...it's very late night at my place...and I'm just getting weirdo myself...