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onepieceyaoi100Title: Chocolates of Doom
Rating: PG13?
Words: 272
Pairing: Zoro/Luffy
Topic: Explosive
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"Hm?" Zoro, sprawled on deck, sleepily opened his eyes to see Luffy waving a red heart-shaped box inches away from his face.
"Here, these are for you."
"F-for me?" The swordsman blushed as he took the box.
"Yup! Try one," Luffy said , grinning broadly.
Carefully, Zoro opened the box and slipped one of the chocolates into the mouth. Luffy grinned wider. And then the swordsman bit down on the chocolate. The candy exploded in his mouth.
Gagging, Zoro spat into the ocean while Luffy dissolved into laughter a few feet behind him. "What the hell?" he gasped, still smoking slightly from his mouth.
"Ha! I can't beleive you fell for it," the captain giggled. But his laughter stopped suddenly as he found himself pinned under his first mate's weight.
"Those tasted horrible," Zoro murmured, straddling the boy.
"Wait, wait," Luffy sputtered, his eyes widening. "I didn't make them, Sanji and Ussop did."
"I don't give a damn who made the chocolates. You gave them to me," Zoro whispered, mouth pressing against his captain's. He kissed the boy deeply but quickly before he started to get up, not expecting Luffy's arms to stretch out and pull him back down.
"The chocolates might have tasted bad, but you don't," the black-haired boy said before kissing his first mate again.
**
"Did the chocolates work?" Sanji called from the stove.
"They worked, but..." Ussop trailed off.
"Let me see what Marimo looks like," the cook said, heading towards the small window, only to be stopped by the sniper.
"N-no, I don't think you really want to see what they're doing right now."
End
Hope you liked? HAPPY MOON FESTIVAL TO ALL!!! nao I hafta go eat some moon cakes XD yum.
Commentz plz!!!
Rating: PG13?
Words: 272
Pairing: Zoro/Luffy
Topic: Explosive
--
"Hm?" Zoro, sprawled on deck, sleepily opened his eyes to see Luffy waving a red heart-shaped box inches away from his face.
"Here, these are for you."
"F-for me?" The swordsman blushed as he took the box.
"Yup! Try one," Luffy said , grinning broadly.
Carefully, Zoro opened the box and slipped one of the chocolates into the mouth. Luffy grinned wider. And then the swordsman bit down on the chocolate. The candy exploded in his mouth.
Gagging, Zoro spat into the ocean while Luffy dissolved into laughter a few feet behind him. "What the hell?" he gasped, still smoking slightly from his mouth.
"Ha! I can't beleive you fell for it," the captain giggled. But his laughter stopped suddenly as he found himself pinned under his first mate's weight.
"Those tasted horrible," Zoro murmured, straddling the boy.
"Wait, wait," Luffy sputtered, his eyes widening. "I didn't make them, Sanji and Ussop did."
"I don't give a damn who made the chocolates. You gave them to me," Zoro whispered, mouth pressing against his captain's. He kissed the boy deeply but quickly before he started to get up, not expecting Luffy's arms to stretch out and pull him back down.
"The chocolates might have tasted bad, but you don't," the black-haired boy said before kissing his first mate again.
**
"Did the chocolates work?" Sanji called from the stove.
"They worked, but..." Ussop trailed off.
"Let me see what Marimo looks like," the cook said, heading towards the small window, only to be stopped by the sniper.
"N-no, I don't think you really want to see what they're doing right now."
End
Hope you liked? HAPPY MOON FESTIVAL TO ALL!!! nao I hafta go eat some moon cakes XD yum.
Commentz plz!!!
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Ooo!
Date: 2008-09-14 11:56 pm (UTC)Prequel time!
Usopp watched Sanji with interest as the cook snickered and added more of the chocolate to the pan.
"Sanji, do you really think you can make the mini explosive star taste good?"
The chef smirked evily as he slowly stirred the chocolate in the double boiler.
"I can make anything taste good, Usopp."
"Really? It makes me a little jealous that you're enjoying making Zoro chocolate so much."
"I can't wait to see what our combined efforts bring to the damn swordsman, that's all. They say the ingredients pick up the emotions of those making the dish. I have some very specific emotions I want Zoro to pick up."
The sniper had a feeling that specific emotion was actually a rude gesture. He still didn't like Zoro taking up so much of Sanjis attention, even if it was violent in nature.
"You too."
"Huh?" Usopp turned back to the blond.
Sanji began coating a small batch of the explosive with chocolate and placed them on the wax paper. He didn't look up as he continued casually.
"I made some chocolate for you earlier with some specific emotions too. I hope you don't mind I left the explosive out of those and just used blueberries and raspberries instead." There was a nod to a small covered dish off to the side of the counter.
Usopp plucked a treat from dish with a smile.
He slipped behind the chef and wrapped his arms around his waist. Sanji just continued his work with the chocolate doing his best to ignore him.
"Thanks Sanji, they taste good!"
"Told you..everything I make is good."
"Want to taste them?"
Sanji turned his head from his task ready to explain he already had sampled them when the snipers lips pressed firmly against his, giving him a sweet hit of chocolate fruit on his tongue. A hand was also making his way down the front of his pants.
"I see you got my message..." Came a husky reply. "But let's finish this first...I don't want the idiot to pick up on this particular vibe between us."
Usopp sighed and pushed away. Just as well as Luffy had shortly burst in the door to collect the goodies. That certainly would have interrupted what he had wanted to do anyway.
"Tell me what happens!" Sanji said from across the room, as Usopp looked out the window as the gift was handed over.
Sanji was cleaning up quickly...heh, Captain Usopp was going to get lucky very shortly. All there was left was see if their devious combination worked and sneak away for more privacy.
When the explosion went off in Zoros mouth, Usopp held his arms up in victory. Celebrating was certainly in order.
Re: Ooo!
Date: 2008-09-15 12:05 am (UTC)awww <3 sanji+ussop+chocolates=cuteness