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onepieceyaoi100Title: Call me Aniki!!
Rating: PG-13 ... just for the f-bomb, though
Word Count: 307 <--- EPIC FAIL!!
Pairing: Franky/everybody -ish
Topic: JUSTICE
Author's Note: Cracky McCrackerson ahead!!! Beware!!
He’d asked Chopper first, because he was sure that the little Doctor might go along with it, but the reindeer man had just giggled, blushed and stammered about having to restock medicines.
He’s asked the Captain next, but Luffy had just cackled something about him being funny and gone back to fishing without bait because he couldn’t stop eating it all.
Next had been Nami, and though her mouth had merely said ‘no’, her eyes had said ‘I’m pretending you didn’t ask me that, so I won’t have to kill you in viciously painful ways.’ He’d left her alone after that. She was one scary chick.
He couldn’t bring himself to ask Usopp. There was still some unresolved guilt in his heart for what he’d done to the kid back on Water 7. Back before he’d found himself so attached to this cracked crew.
His spine still hadn’t recovered from when he’d asked Robin.
He confronted his final three nakama in the galley and put forward his request. It was answered by complete silence, and a couple irritated eye twitches. He decided that perhaps a little bribery was best when it came to these strong individuals.
Striking the sexiest SUPAH pose in his arsenal, he flashed his most SUPAH seductive smile towards his nakama. There was no way they could say no to this.
“You know … I can suck the nails straight out of a board.”
At least he’d had the satisfaction of watching the cook choke and nearly swallow a lit cigarette as the swordsman spewed rum all over his newest suit … before he was flying ass first out the door and towards the figurehead.
Although as the sing-song words ‘I have no penis! Yohoho!!’ drifted out after his rocketing form, he strongly considered that there just wasn’t any fucking justice in this world.
(Note:If you've seen the movie 'The Women', then you'll know that I TOTALLY nagged the nail/board line ... but it was just too damn funny not to use! XD)
Rating: PG-13 ... just for the f-bomb, though
Word Count: 307 <--- EPIC FAIL!!
Pairing: Franky/everybody -ish
Topic: JUSTICE
Author's Note: Cracky McCrackerson ahead!!! Beware!!
He’d asked Chopper first, because he was sure that the little Doctor might go along with it, but the reindeer man had just giggled, blushed and stammered about having to restock medicines.
He’s asked the Captain next, but Luffy had just cackled something about him being funny and gone back to fishing without bait because he couldn’t stop eating it all.
Next had been Nami, and though her mouth had merely said ‘no’, her eyes had said ‘I’m pretending you didn’t ask me that, so I won’t have to kill you in viciously painful ways.’ He’d left her alone after that. She was one scary chick.
He couldn’t bring himself to ask Usopp. There was still some unresolved guilt in his heart for what he’d done to the kid back on Water 7. Back before he’d found himself so attached to this cracked crew.
His spine still hadn’t recovered from when he’d asked Robin.
He confronted his final three nakama in the galley and put forward his request. It was answered by complete silence, and a couple irritated eye twitches. He decided that perhaps a little bribery was best when it came to these strong individuals.
Striking the sexiest SUPAH pose in his arsenal, he flashed his most SUPAH seductive smile towards his nakama. There was no way they could say no to this.
“You know … I can suck the nails straight out of a board.”
At least he’d had the satisfaction of watching the cook choke and nearly swallow a lit cigarette as the swordsman spewed rum all over his newest suit … before he was flying ass first out the door and towards the figurehead.
Although as the sing-song words ‘I have no penis! Yohoho!!’ drifted out after his rocketing form, he strongly considered that there just wasn’t any fucking justice in this world.
(Note:If you've seen the movie 'The Women', then you'll know that I TOTALLY nagged the nail/board line ... but it was just too damn funny not to use! XD)
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Date: 2008-09-23 03:00 am (UTC)But SUPER fun!
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Date: 2008-09-23 06:12 am (UTC)*whispers* Give Usopp a little time and he might give in
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Date: 2008-09-23 10:20 am (UTC)Two - oh, Franky, poor bastard, it must hard to deal with his libido without Kiwi and Mozu around. XD
Three - I laughed until I felt sick. Happy now?!
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Date: 2008-09-23 12:21 pm (UTC)Sorry, no intelligenticalical comments from me, too busy laughing with tears in my eyes.
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Date: 2008-09-23 06:06 pm (UTC)Great job on this!
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Date: 2008-10-13 12:28 pm (UTC)Poor Franky...
And Brook's line? PURE WIN!! XD
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Date: 2008-10-13 11:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-14 01:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-31 09:06 am (UTC)It's such a Brook thing to say. Seriously. I love it.