Communication

[manic-intent.livejournal.com]

Title: Communication
Topic: Justice
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG
Pairing: Smoker x Ace
Summary: Excerpt-style, because I could actually keep writing this for pages, and couldn't get a proper ending.

I am leaving this note on the bed because while you’re willing to fuck me at night you somehow feel this driving urge to arrest me in the morning.  But damn, what a night, eh, junsho? Makes three months and two days of trying to get into your pants totally worth it.  I’m seriously surprised you’re not attached, given the size of your great… asset.

 

XX

Ace

 

--

 

GRAND.LINE.TELEGRAPH

TO FIREFIST ACE FROM ANONYMOUS

FUCK YOU BRAT HOPE I DON’T SEE YOUR GODDAMN FACE AGAIN STOP

 

--

 

[Seared into the side of G09, near Loguetown]

 

“Junsho, you’re the first person ever to make me regret – just a little – that I turned pirate.  By any form of natural justice you’d feel the same.  Hugs and kisses.  Don’t show this to Grandpa.”

 

--

 

GRAND.LINE.TELEGRAPH

TO FIREFIST ACE FROM ANONYMOUS

HAVE TOLD GARP YOUR LOCATION STOP GOOD RIDDANCE STOP

 

--

 

I gave this note to Sanji-san to pass to you if he ever saw you, because life being what it is you’ll definitely run into them again, and he’s the only reliable person on the crew who doesn’t need to be paid.  Just so you know, it felt amazing being entwined with you in Alabasta.  Next time let’s do it somewhere more private, neh?

 

XX

Ace

 

--

 

GRAND.LINE.TELEGRAPH

TO FIREFIST ACE FROM ANONYMOUS

WHAT THE FUCK STOP

 

--

 

[Express G12 Confidential Courier Postage]

 

Wish you were here. XX Ace.  P.S. What would it take for you to be nice to me?

 

--

 

GRAND.LINE.TELEGRAPH

TO FIREFIST ACE FROM ANONYMOUS

HAVE TOLD GARP YOUR LOCATION AGAIN STOP

 

--

 

[Message seared into door of G13]

 

“But I love you! Seriously. Your psychosis about right and wrong and everything.”

 

--

 

GRAND.LINE.TELEGRAPH

TO FIREFIST ACE FROM ANONYMOUS

YOU’RE THE ONE WITH PSYCHOSIS STOP QUIT DESTROYING NAVAL PROPERTY STOP

 

Comments

[dark-kaomi.livejournal.com]

You should continue this. Seriously.

[manic-intent.livejournal.com]

maybe when I stop trying to cough my lungs out every 5 mins. ahaha ^^

[dark-kaomi.livejournal.com]

Mustard gas or bronchitis?

[manic-intent.livejournal.com]

throat infection :( I'm on antibiotics.

[dark-kaomi.livejournal.com]

Ew. Get better soon. (Bet that tastes delicious. /sarcasm)

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Yes, please continue. It's refreshing and quite funny. Love those 'different perspective' ficclets.

And get well soon! :)

[travellyr.livejournal.com]

...I'm so sorry you're sick. I hope the drugs work fast and well!
This made me snork- tellinga story through exchange of letters can be really brilliant or really boring, and this is fascinating and wonderful and funny. XD I love the repeated "HAVE TOLD GARP OF YOUR LOCATION." It's so petty and cranky and awesome.

Enjoyment had by all!

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

this was very nice! I liked it alot...persistent Ace is so very cute. Sanji being mentioned always earns brownie points with me too! Great job! Very fun!

[lilyoftheval5.livejournal.com]

*snickers* I love how he's just moving from one G to the next.
Thanks!

[manic-intent.livejournal.com]

The best notepaper! of course XD

[lug-ar.livejournal.com]

i too hope you get well soon(as to start writing a new chapter ;P)
well done this one anyway;
normally i prefer it when i have a story with long sentences to read but this was refreshing and funny nonetheless^^
i loved the "loved to be interwined with you-what the fuck"part, made me laugh pretty hard! ;)