OOC...

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Title: No Wonder The Shitty Old Man Didn't Want Krieg To Read This
Pairing: KumaxZeff, ZeffxFlamingo, CrocodilexZeff, Crocodile-->Sanji (CrocodilexMr.Prince in the past?)
Words: 217
Rating: R?
Topic: Journal
Notes: Was watching the Baratie arc...

 

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Kuma likes to use toys. He also likes to set the pace. It’s best to tell him straight off, how far you’re willing to go with him, as once he’s started, it became almost impossible for me to refuse his many kinks.

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Flamingo is surprisingly submissive. He can’t get enough of bondage. I found that the fastest way to turn him on is to tie him up and cover his eyes. Scent and touch alone can get him off.

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With Crocodile, act delicate and feminine. He is secretly an extreme romantic, and loves to pamper, cuddle, and talk of the future afterwards. Once he gets started on his dream of conquering the world together though, it’s time to plan your escape, or you’ll be stuck with him forever. The best way to break him off is to-

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When Sanji first discovered the shitty old mans Grand Line journal shoved among his hastily packed valuables, he expected the majority of the entries to be of things concerning everyday occurrences. He never felt more grateful for it’s existence however, on the day the escaped ex-Shichibukai kneeled in front of him, holding what could only be an engagement ring. Now, for the way to gently turn him down...

He didn’t consider himself feminine though. What an insult.

Comments

lol

[leeonami.livejournal.com]

I didn't think this would be much of a read as it was so short but I loved it. ^__^

Re: lol

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Ooow, thanks!

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Mwahaha, Zeff's journal was the first thing I thought of when I saw this topic, but I didn't imagine it quite like this. Crazy fun! XD

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Yeah I've been wondering why nobody had written Zeffs journal before. Maybe it was too obvious?
I have an urge to scream in horror and hide behind the nearest person, for everytime I'm reminded you read my posts. Ah feel honoured~~ but embarassed~~

[chibi-trillian.livejournal.com]

Pirate Captain Zeff, bangin' his way across the Grand Line and writing down people's kinks like recipes. Go, man, go!

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Lol, your comment rules.

How to do a Flamingo:
First, take a meter of rope, bind in the way written on page 212 of the bondage chapter, making sure the knots are secured and tight.
Next, light a scented candle. Be patient here, wait until the wax is dribbling before use. For extra spice, add a third person, or alternatively, the use of whips can do wonders.

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Yay thanks! It's quite disturbing... I wonder how old the Shichi's were when Zeff travelled down the(ir) Grand Line?

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

HEHEHE!! A romp! A super fun romp this was!!

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Ooohh, thank you thank you!
I love the icons you're using lately btw. I loved that Alice pic(and I was the anon who requested the swing one)! Her art is always amazing!

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Ooo!! I like your icon too! (is that Luffy? it is super dooper awesome if so!)

YEs her arts are super awesome...hmm..swing one, I remember the request but I don't remember that one being filled...did I miss one?

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

It's been filled! You missed iiit!! SanjiNami super-duper awesome sybileness!!

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute! Swing...like swing dance? I DID see that one for some reason when you said swing I was picturing the 'push me harder' type playground swing. I am a doofus.

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Well yeah... It was silly of me to expect you to think of dancing when we're talking about things on opffall, where the norm would be to think of THAT sort of swing lol.