onepieceyaoi100 | It's all in the...

Title: Location, Location...
Topic: door
Word Count: 100 +80 +20
Rating: PG for swearing?
Pairing: Usopp/Luffy, Sanji/Zoro
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: A meeting and subsequent conversations.

Excuse: no

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The door swung open. Three figures froze, one set of hands wrapped around a slim waist, another set buried in short dark hair, a third reaching absently for a fag. Silence reigned briefly, broken by the

*flick*

*draw*

*click*

*phuuuuuuuuuuu* of Sanji lighting up.

"Get the hell out of my galley, you shitheads, and when you get where you're going, lock the shitty door."

With a ragged "Aye aye, SIR!!", two pairs of feet thundered rapidly out of the galley.

Heavy feet on the stairs behind Sanji were noted, and seemingly ignored.

"Ah, young love, eh Cook-bro?"

"Shut it, shit-cyborg."

~~~

"So they were making out in the galley again?"

"Yeah."

"And..?"

"My galley."

"And? Still not seeing the problem, here."

"It's my galley. Anyone's gonna be making out in here, it's gonna be me."

"Oh really now."

"What the... Is that jealousy, asshole?"

"Well, if they're in here making out with you..."

"The hell d'you think I kicked them out?"

"Oh?"

"Heh. Yeah. Get up here already."

"Yeah?"

"Nrrghff. Waitasec. Off, geroff, you..."

"What?"

"Go lock the door first, moss-for-brains."

~~~

"How mad do you think he is?"

"Pretty mad."

"He'll still feed us, though, right?"

"Sure. Mushrooms. And no meat."