(drabble) You asked for It
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onepieceyaoi100Title: You Asked for It
Author: AstroKender
Pairings: light Brooke/Everyone, Luffy/Zoro, Franky/Brooke?
Warnings: nudity and/or mentions thereof
Word Count: 269
You Asked for It...
After weeks of hearing the same query over and over, Luffy had about had enough. His musician was supposed to be entertaining him with non-stop singing and skeletal antics, but instead...
"May I see your panties?"
Nami rolled her eyes and ignored the request. Luffy rose to his feet.
"That's it!" he declared. "Everyone out on deck!"
When the crew had gathered he walked among them, his eyes lit with determination. He stopped behind Nami.
"Brooke," he swiftly hiked up Nami's skirt, "An orange thong."
Nami (and Sanji) whirled around to kill Luffy for his action, but their captain was too quick. One by one, his helpless crew fell prey to determined fingers.
"Black lace."
"Long white cotton."
"Silk boxers: Blue and black stripes."
"Fur."
In the end only Zoro and Franky were spared Luffy's forced indignity. Luffy himself stood beside them, ignoring the black cloud of evil intentions coming from the rest of his crew.
"May I ask why you stopped?" Brooke asked, holding a handkerchief up to his skull, which was bleeding slightly around the nasal septum.
"Cause I'm not wearing any panties."
"I-I see..." Brooke's nosebleed seemed to increase slightly.
"Oh, and Zoro isn't either," Luffy laughed.
Zoro's eyebrow twitched in irritation. Brooke seemed to sway slightly. He turned, almost drunkenly, to his last companion.
"Franky, may I see your--"
The skeleton suddenly got a face-full of blue spandex.
"Just give 'em back when you're done," Franky said. The others watched him go back to work, sans trademark sea-panties.
Luffy turned to Nami. "I thought you said were weren't allowed to have Naked Friday anymore?"
Author: AstroKender
Pairings: light Brooke/Everyone, Luffy/Zoro, Franky/Brooke?
Warnings: nudity and/or mentions thereof
Word Count: 269
You Asked for It...
After weeks of hearing the same query over and over, Luffy had about had enough. His musician was supposed to be entertaining him with non-stop singing and skeletal antics, but instead...
"May I see your panties?"
Nami rolled her eyes and ignored the request. Luffy rose to his feet.
"That's it!" he declared. "Everyone out on deck!"
When the crew had gathered he walked among them, his eyes lit with determination. He stopped behind Nami.
"Brooke," he swiftly hiked up Nami's skirt, "An orange thong."
Nami (and Sanji) whirled around to kill Luffy for his action, but their captain was too quick. One by one, his helpless crew fell prey to determined fingers.
"Black lace."
"Long white cotton."
"Silk boxers: Blue and black stripes."
"Fur."
In the end only Zoro and Franky were spared Luffy's forced indignity. Luffy himself stood beside them, ignoring the black cloud of evil intentions coming from the rest of his crew.
"May I ask why you stopped?" Brooke asked, holding a handkerchief up to his skull, which was bleeding slightly around the nasal septum.
"Cause I'm not wearing any panties."
"I-I see..." Brooke's nosebleed seemed to increase slightly.
"Oh, and Zoro isn't either," Luffy laughed.
Zoro's eyebrow twitched in irritation. Brooke seemed to sway slightly. He turned, almost drunkenly, to his last companion.
"Franky, may I see your--"
The skeleton suddenly got a face-full of blue spandex.
"Just give 'em back when you're done," Franky said. The others watched him go back to work, sans trademark sea-panties.
Luffy turned to Nami. "I thought you said were weren't allowed to have Naked Friday anymore?"
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Date: 2008-10-09 11:47 pm (UTC)Naked fridays...I wish, truly I do!
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