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onepieceyaoi100Title: Condoms
Rating: PG13?
Pairing: Zoro/Luffy
Topic: Panties (sorta)
Words: 135
Summary: I ish feeling random 0_0 take some crack:
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It was another normal afternoon on the Going Merry: Sanji in the kitchen preparing dinner, the others discussing...
"Ah, Chopper? Nami's wearing a condom."
"What?" The Doctor and the Navigator turned to stare incredulously at their captain.
Luffy tilted his head to the side. "Didn't you say a condom was something people wear over their private parts?"
"I... I meant--I meant to say a... a condom is... um," the reindeer turned red underneath his fur. "Something rubber a man uses to cover his... sexual organ with... during sex. Nami's wearing panties."
The archeologist giggled behind her hand, and the swordsman snorted.
Luffy frowned, lost in thought for a moment. "I'm rubber, I covered Zoro's 'sexual organ' last night when we were having sex--" the first mate flinched--"does that mean I'm a condom?"
End. O.o
That was odd but fun ^_^
comments?
Rating: PG13?
Pairing: Zoro/Luffy
Topic: Panties (sorta)
Words: 135
Summary: I ish feeling random 0_0 take some crack:
--
It was another normal afternoon on the Going Merry: Sanji in the kitchen preparing dinner, the others discussing...
"Ah, Chopper? Nami's wearing a condom."
"What?" The Doctor and the Navigator turned to stare incredulously at their captain.
Luffy tilted his head to the side. "Didn't you say a condom was something people wear over their private parts?"
"I... I meant--I meant to say a... a condom is... um," the reindeer turned red underneath his fur. "Something rubber a man uses to cover his... sexual organ with... during sex. Nami's wearing panties."
The archeologist giggled behind her hand, and the swordsman snorted.
Luffy frowned, lost in thought for a moment. "I'm rubber, I covered Zoro's 'sexual organ' last night when we were having sex--" the first mate flinched--"does that mean I'm a condom?"
End. O.o
That was odd but fun ^_^
comments?
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Date: 2008-10-13 04:31 am (UTC)that ish epic pwnage win 0_0
glad u liked and thanks for reading so soon!
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Date: 2008-10-13 05:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-13 05:39 am (UTC)This one should be all right. *fails*
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Date: 2008-10-13 05:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-13 04:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-13 04:54 am (UTC)thanks ^_^
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Date: 2008-10-13 07:49 pm (UTC)I would've loved to see choppers face right then ^^
he was already totally flustered when he tried to explain the condom thingy....XD
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Date: 2008-10-13 07:55 pm (UTC)and i have no clue what a reindeer's face looks like when it's trying to explain what a condom is. at least luffy knows from experience now XP
anyways, glad u enjoyed ^_^