[identity profile] cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] onepieceyaoi100
Title: Bedtime Stories
Rating: CaoP, for Copious amounts of Panties. And PG for the website.
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji, Brooke/Panties/Sanji.
Topic: ♥ ♥ ♥ Panties! ♥ ♥ ♥
Warning: Lingerie. Frilly Lingerie. Info yoinked from this site (under cut).
Word Count: 281

A/N: I feel so bad for writing this Zoro, I'm so sorry Zoro, *whimpergigglecough*



Yes, this site...*cough*: http://www.interknickers.com/knickers_and_thongs.php
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His head pounded, he felt awful. He should probably have let Chopper know there was something wrong with him. A nasty cold, nothing more. Nothing he couldn't deal with, certainly nothing to stop him serving his lovely ladies.

Of course, it turned out, by that evening, that perhaps it was worse than a cold, and Chopper hadn't needed his input to realize the cook needed a mouthful of that foul medicine that had been force-fed to the previous host of the illness, i.e Luffy. And it was foul, he would know, afterall, he was an expert when it came to tastebuds and their pleasures.

But now he was sentenced to an unset period of time in bed. The infirmary bed to be specific, and as his vision swam in and out of focus, he was sure he could hear someone talking to him.

The soothing baritone of the swordsman eased him out of his disorientation, it felt good to have someone talk to him. A smile crossed his face as he settled more deeply into the covers. He liked the sound of this story.

"Superbly delicate lace...ruffled mesh...gemstone net back...small to medium...medium to large...purple, blue and black..." Zoro continued, flipping the pages to find something the cook would like. Brooke leaned over and indicated a little red number and nodded, his afro bobbing in agreement.

"Embroidered sequin applique...lace waistband with beaded embroidered sequin applique...matching pearl...I'm not reading that."

Nami poked in her head, found the two men sitting by the cooks bedside and smiled as she saw the two apparently reading to their sick nakama. Her warm and fuzzy feeling, however, disappeared rather abruptly, as she realized they were holding not a novel, but a lingerie catalogue.
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Date: 2008-10-13 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mishagirl.livejournal.com
Brilliant and sweet!

Date: 2008-10-13 01:20 pm (UTC)
popkin16: (Nakama [One Piece])
From: [personal profile] popkin16
LOL! Zoro certainly knows how to make Sanji as happy as he can be while sick. I loved the inclusion of Brooke in on this too. XD Those two, taking care of Nakama, how nice of them though I wonder if Brooke is there simply so he can catch a glimpse of the lingerie himself.

Nami's reaction made me giggle. XD

Date: 2008-10-13 09:51 pm (UTC)
popkin16: (Cuddle [One Piece])
From: [personal profile] popkin16
I want a truffle now. But more than that, I want a marimo truffle. ADSJ;FKSA; That sounds like it'd be a hilarious drabble *nod* I bet Zoro doesn't like his new nickname, lol.

XD Well, Brooke's nakama now, so it makes sense he'd join in on the love. What a nice skeleton, checking to see if the lingerie has "quality". But of course!

Date: 2008-10-13 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohsnap9292.livejournal.com
I'm honestly surprised this hasn't already happened. Well, at least it wasn't a porny novel. Oh I'm sorry, I meant erotica.

Date: 2008-10-14 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohsnap9292.livejournal.com
I would love to read porn by Zoro, he so lazy so it wouldn't be descriptive at all.

Some guy had sex with this chick. It was kind of hot. The end.

Date: 2008-10-14 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohsnap9292.livejournal.com
Can you imagine if he ever tried to draw doujinshi? It'd be one stick figure bending another over a table and it would be the same panel over and over again and he'd probably get bored and draw swords in the margins. Then he'd fall asleep and drool all over the paper.

Date: 2008-10-18 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mishagirl.livejournal.com
Hillarious image...I nearly just choked on a pretzle while I was LOLing.

Date: 2008-10-18 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohsnap9292.livejournal.com
I shall administer the heimlich maneuver!

Date: 2008-10-18 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mishagirl.livejournal.com
*WHEW! Thanks!

Date: 2008-10-23 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyjen.livejournal.com
Now that's bedside literature Sanji would enjoy listening to while sick. XD

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