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onepieceyaoi100Deadline? What deadline? There's always time for panties. *nods*
Title: Sanji's Incredible Master Seduction Plan: Take 37
Topic: Panties
Word Count: 203
Rating:NC-17 PG(?)
Pairing: Anti!Sanji/Smoker, implied SmoAce, explicit FAIL/Sanji
Disclaimer/Warnings: Hastily-written crack, as always, plus fail!Sanji. Sort-of-sequel to my previous anti!Sanji/Smoker crack, but stands alone.
Summary: Sanji visits Smoker. Then leaves. With enthusiasm.
"Exactly who," Smoker asked, in his calm, reasonable, 'I promise not to rip your jaw off for at least another three seconds' voice, "told you that I like men in women's clothing?"
Sanji did a small twirl, and the Marine supposed he shouldn't be surprised the idiot didn't fall down in those stilettos - a fighter who focused on kicking would have to have good balance. "Don't you like it?"
"No."
Winking his visible eye, Sanji placed his hands on his hips and smirked. "I think you'll find Ace was pretty confident you'd want me like this," he purred.
There was a pause.
"Ace."
"Uh - yeah. Ace. Why?"
There was a grinding sound, which Sanji identified as the Marine's teeth.
"No, really. What about him?"
Smoker glared, although it might just have looked that way. He didn't have many facial expressions. "Let's just say I'm never forgetting our anniversary again."
"Wait, what?"
"Change out of that damn schoolgirl outfit and get lost."
"But - but look! I even got the panties!"
Thirty seconds later, after Sanji went out the porthole for the second time in a month, Smoker decided that women's underwear looked far better on Ace. And frankly, he should know.
Title: Sanji's Incredible Master Seduction Plan: Take 37
Topic: Panties
Word Count: 203
Rating:
Pairing: Anti!Sanji/Smoker, implied SmoAce, explicit FAIL/Sanji
Disclaimer/Warnings: Hastily-written crack, as always, plus fail!Sanji. Sort-of-sequel to my previous anti!Sanji/Smoker crack, but stands alone.
Summary: Sanji visits Smoker. Then leaves. With enthusiasm.
"Exactly who," Smoker asked, in his calm, reasonable, 'I promise not to rip your jaw off for at least another three seconds' voice, "told you that I like men in women's clothing?"
Sanji did a small twirl, and the Marine supposed he shouldn't be surprised the idiot didn't fall down in those stilettos - a fighter who focused on kicking would have to have good balance. "Don't you like it?"
"No."
Winking his visible eye, Sanji placed his hands on his hips and smirked. "I think you'll find Ace was pretty confident you'd want me like this," he purred.
There was a pause.
"Ace."
"Uh - yeah. Ace. Why?"
There was a grinding sound, which Sanji identified as the Marine's teeth.
"No, really. What about him?"
Smoker glared, although it might just have looked that way. He didn't have many facial expressions. "Let's just say I'm never forgetting our anniversary again."
"Wait, what?"
"Change out of that damn schoolgirl outfit and get lost."
"But - but look! I even got the panties!"
Thirty seconds later, after Sanji went out the porthole for the second time in a month, Smoker decided that women's underwear looked far better on Ace. And frankly, he should know.
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Date: 2008-10-15 06:29 pm (UTC)And how 'insightful' Smoker can be when his memory is 'correctly' stirred. Gotta love devious Ace. :)
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Date: 2008-10-18 04:43 pm (UTC)*whew*
It isn't as scathing as I had feared...in the end FailSanji was Aces' devious doing and I can live with that...
Hnnn...I really need to get inspired to whip out more for the Sanji/Smoker revolution...I've just been so busy.
TOuche though. Touche.
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Date: 2008-10-18 06:09 pm (UTC)But not for much longer...