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Title: Gebabababa
Words: 284
Pairing: Sanjifanclub (previous villains)-->Sanji. OC--->Sanji
Rating: ur...I don't know
Topic: Kindness
Notes: Spoiler! Set in current manga events!
Like misha, I wrote this in one go.

 

 

“But we would look so good together! Me and you, riding off into the sunset with our Rosy Life Riders waving us off… There will be tears of happiness at our wedding, and as for our honeymoon, we coul-”

“If someone’s getting married here, that man is going to be me!”

A wedding veil was placed on his head by an invisible hand.

“San-chaaaan. I’m not joookiiing. Open your mouth, so I can feed you the yummiest octo-parfait you’ve ever had.”

A spoonful of wobbling goo came zooming towards his mouth.

“Sa sa sa sa sa~~~! Don’t move pirate, or I might shave more than your distracting eyebrow.”  

“No, I will not let you go near him with that razor! Sanji-san is perfect, just the way he is. Sanji-san, will you cook for me again?”

Gaunt eyes looked to him excitedly.

“…You look more like my Gatherine than I first thought.  Have I told you that I’m the only member who can move and use tekkai at the same time? Here, I’ll demonstrate.”

He heard the frightening sound of pants being unzipped.

“Sa~n-cha~n.”

“Sa sa sa sa sa.”

“Waka-danna!”

~~~

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Sanji woke from his dream in panic, hands clutching to take off the non-existent veil.

“It’s alright. You’ve been knocked out cold since you landed here an hour ago.”

He was chest deep in water, supported by a woman with graceful emerald fins. A mermaid.

Eyes already forming into hearts, he turned to his saviour, ready to offer his soul in thanks.

“My goddess! What can I d-” his smile faded.

“Gebababababa.” The middle aged woman looked identical to Kokoro, and she was giggling and blushing and waiting expectantly.

The dream was kinder.

Comments

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Though...poor poor Sanji...

Still that dream was awesome!