onepieceyaoi100 | ANd threesome go!

title: Forgeting distraction
words: 673 (oh hell...)
pairing: Zo/ace/San and a hopeful interloper
rating:nc 17
topic:interloper
notes: MAH! I totally took good ideas and mushed them into one *not quite as good* idea. Sorries!

Nami had certainly walked in on something.

Zoro was naked and had been growling at Aces slow, firm, torturous strokes of his cock when she entered. Ace, for his part, was in orange boxers and trying to toe his boots off even as one hand worked Zoros shaft and the other kept him steady on the infirmary bed.

The navigator had never dreamed that a simple trip for a band-aid would leave her so stunned and fill her with an increasing fever. Not only was this one of the most erotic things she had seen but she hadn’t even known Ace was on the ship, let alone Zoro would have had interest in the whitebeard pirate.

“Ah! Sorry!” She turned to leave before stopping. “Could I? Would you like me join you?”

Ace released Zoro with an embarrassed grimace but used the freedom to finish freeing his boots instead of answering her. Zoro took up that task.

“Thanks but no.”

“Or just watch…”

Ace shrugged his shoulders at Zoro as the two men considered it for a moment but the swordsman was firm in the end.

“You’d be too much of a distraction. This time at least.”

Nami grumbled to herself as she made her way back up the hall. She hadn’t gotten far when she nearly bumped into Sanji headed the other way.

“Nami-swan! What a surprise! I thought you were going to be cooped up making maps all day!’

“Well yes I was but I got this papercut and was going to get a bandage but changed my mind.”

“Your pretty fingers can’t go untreated! Let me get you a bandaid…”

Nami found herself being swept back down the hall towards the hot man on man sex she wasn’t allowed to watch with dread. She really didn’t want Sanji-kun to intrupt what could be very exciting fantasy fodder for later.

His hand was already on the knob when she grabbed it.

“No Sanji-kun! It will be okay with a little tlc...”

Sanji nearly swooned as Nami clutched his hand.
“If it’s TLC you need, Nami-swan…let me volunteer to suck on it and make it better. Or maybe a kiss?”

“Noo..that’s okay, Sanji-kun. I think I’ll just tough it out on my own.” She turned and hurried down the hall, knowing Sanji would follow and offer to make tea or something.

When the cooks footsteps didn’t follow she turned to find the hallway empty.

Zoro smirked at the cook, even as Sanji was locking the door behind him.

“I got something for you to suck on right here…”

Sanjis arm flew around and Zoro barely dodged the bottle of oil that speed past his head and into Aces hand.

“Listen jackass…if anyone is doing any sucking here it’s going to be the idiot who left the oil back in the bunk room! AND why didn’t you idiots lock the door behind me…anyone could just walk in! Nami-swan almost did!”

Ace came behind the cook and began to help him out of his clothes.

“Sanji…Don’t be too angry. He just gets forgetful when he gets excited.”

Zoro looked like he was about to protest when the freckled man winked at him even as Sanji relaxed leaning back slightly into the shorter mans firm body.

Ace warmed the bottle of oil with a flick of flame, tossed it Zoro, and continued to methodically strip the blond of his clothes. The swordsman gleamed. He who held the oil had the first choice.

“Between the both of us I think we can make him forget his name…” Ace whispered hotly into the cooks ear. Sanjis blue eye slid to the Marimo who was already spreading the warm oil across his privates.

“Mmmm…sounds good…but he could learn a thing or two about how to ask nicely for things from you Ace.”

“With you guys around is it any wonder I forget the details?” Zoro hissed, willing to pay the compliment openly if it meant his two lovers would stop giving him a hard time and just get the hell within arms reach..