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onepieceyaoi100Title: External Affairs
Rating: PG
Word Count: 266
Pairing: Luffy/Usopp
Topic: interloper
“Oi,” said Garp.
“Waaaaugh!” screeched Usopp.
“I’m sorry?” Coby stammered.
“Ahahahahaha!” said Luffy.
Helmeppo straightened his shades, cleared his throat nervously, and held out a sealed document. “Fleet Admiral Garp says that since that bastard Sengoku’s ass has been kicked, and that other sleepy weirdo is spending all his time in the bath-house with Vice-Whackjob Momonga, and no one else seems to be paying attention, Fleet Admiral Garp would like to officially offer parley to the King of Pirates.”
Garp whacked Luffy on the back of the head. “That’s you, idiot spawn of my loins. Tea tomorrow at thirteen-hundred. Be there, or I’ll kick your ass to the White Sea.”
“Owwww. Man, Granddad, you don’t have to hit so hard.”
“Yeah, actually I do—if I don’t, you’ll forget.”
“Well, what if I don’t feel like going?”
“If I say you’re going, you’re going!”
“No I’m not, I’m the Pirate King. And anyway, you’re a marine. I don’t have to do what you say.”
Usopp dropped his head onto his pillow and whimpered. From the sound of things, Luffy was going to be occupied for a while, which meant Usopp wasn’t getting out of these handcuffs any time soon. Life did not get any worse than this. Or that’s what he thought until there was a tap on his shoulder and, “Looking for this?” said Helmeppo.
Usopp stared at the key dangling in front of his nose and thought about relationship advice and sex toys, and pervert cooks who didn’t know the difference between. Sanji, Usopp decided, was so getting an Egg Star for breakfast tomorrow.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 266
Pairing: Luffy/Usopp
Topic: interloper
“Oi,” said Garp.
“Waaaaugh!” screeched Usopp.
“I’m sorry?” Coby stammered.
“Ahahahahaha!” said Luffy.
Helmeppo straightened his shades, cleared his throat nervously, and held out a sealed document. “Fleet Admiral Garp says that since that bastard Sengoku’s ass has been kicked, and that other sleepy weirdo is spending all his time in the bath-house with Vice-Whackjob Momonga, and no one else seems to be paying attention, Fleet Admiral Garp would like to officially offer parley to the King of Pirates.”
Garp whacked Luffy on the back of the head. “That’s you, idiot spawn of my loins. Tea tomorrow at thirteen-hundred. Be there, or I’ll kick your ass to the White Sea.”
“Owwww. Man, Granddad, you don’t have to hit so hard.”
“Yeah, actually I do—if I don’t, you’ll forget.”
“Well, what if I don’t feel like going?”
“If I say you’re going, you’re going!”
“No I’m not, I’m the Pirate King. And anyway, you’re a marine. I don’t have to do what you say.”
Usopp dropped his head onto his pillow and whimpered. From the sound of things, Luffy was going to be occupied for a while, which meant Usopp wasn’t getting out of these handcuffs any time soon. Life did not get any worse than this. Or that’s what he thought until there was a tap on his shoulder and, “Looking for this?” said Helmeppo.
Usopp stared at the key dangling in front of his nose and thought about relationship advice and sex toys, and pervert cooks who didn’t know the difference between. Sanji, Usopp decided, was so getting an Egg Star for breakfast tomorrow.
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Date: 2008-10-28 04:57 pm (UTC)Poor Sanji!
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Date: 2008-10-28 06:09 pm (UTC)But I love your icon. Phew,
But I love your icon. Phew, <at least i can say <i>that</i>!
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Date: 2008-10-28 06:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-29 04:17 am (UTC)And oh my jesus christ
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Date: 2008-10-29 04:39 am (UTC)As for Usopp, I'm not sure he's blaming the right person except that it IS Sanji and he's made of fail so I suppose that makes it okay. XD
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Date: 2008-10-29 03:50 pm (UTC)HelmeppoxUsopp y/y??