Chibi sanji...
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onepieceyaoi100title: The first time
pairing: Zeff, Sanji, Patty, Carne...pairings? Eh..maybe.
words: 300 (darn! I need a few more sentences for a more awesome ending.)
rating: Pg-13
topic: Interloper! (I swear I have more drabbles for this topic but school kicked my ass this week!I hope the deadline is a little later tonight)
Patty and Carne had quite a dilemma.
The sound of struggle was clear outside the door…and sure if they tried to interfere Zeff could easily kill them with a single kick of wooden leg. Neither wanted to die, but then again the blond brat was just a boy.
The sound of a table knocked over followed by a yell.
“Get away from me shitty geezer!”
A growl followed.
“Shitty kid! Do as I say! You’ll like it…”
“Like hell!”
“…it will only be uncomfortable at first, you’ll get used to it.”
“I’m warning you old man! ”
There was more crashing around followed by a yelp.
“You DARE to kick ME? Shitty eggplant! That’s it!” Slow solid foot-thump steps came closer.
“You don’t scare me!” Came a small voice at odds with that statement.
Carne reached for the door knob with a shaky hand. Patty snatched and hissed in a whisper.
“What the hell are you doing? Do you want to die?”
“We can’t just stand here and let this happen in front of us man!” Carne whispered back.
“Drop your pants boy or I’ll do it for you!”
“Noooooooooo!”
Pattys hand found it’s way to the door knob too. The two men shared a determined look. They would do this together. The door was pulled open.
Zeff was pulling off the boys pants even as the boy tried crawling away. There was a hanger on a nearby chair holding an elegant neat suit the boys size complete with tie.
“Boy stop fussing! I need to know if it fits! We are catering that wedding tomorrow and suits are REQUIRED!”
“But chefs only wear white!”
“Who says? The best chefs can wear whatever the hell they want! Besides the girls there will compliment you if you wear the suit…”
"...really?"
pairing: Zeff, Sanji, Patty, Carne...pairings? Eh..maybe.
words: 300 (darn! I need a few more sentences for a more awesome ending.)
rating: Pg-13
topic: Interloper! (I swear I have more drabbles for this topic but school kicked my ass this week!I hope the deadline is a little later tonight)
Patty and Carne had quite a dilemma.
The sound of struggle was clear outside the door…and sure if they tried to interfere Zeff could easily kill them with a single kick of wooden leg. Neither wanted to die, but then again the blond brat was just a boy.
The sound of a table knocked over followed by a yell.
“Get away from me shitty geezer!”
A growl followed.
“Shitty kid! Do as I say! You’ll like it…”
“Like hell!”
“…it will only be uncomfortable at first, you’ll get used to it.”
“I’m warning you old man! ”
There was more crashing around followed by a yelp.
“You DARE to kick ME? Shitty eggplant! That’s it!” Slow solid foot-thump steps came closer.
“You don’t scare me!” Came a small voice at odds with that statement.
Carne reached for the door knob with a shaky hand. Patty snatched and hissed in a whisper.
“What the hell are you doing? Do you want to die?”
“We can’t just stand here and let this happen in front of us man!” Carne whispered back.
“Drop your pants boy or I’ll do it for you!”
“Noooooooooo!”
Pattys hand found it’s way to the door knob too. The two men shared a determined look. They would do this together. The door was pulled open.
Zeff was pulling off the boys pants even as the boy tried crawling away. There was a hanger on a nearby chair holding an elegant neat suit the boys size complete with tie.
“Boy stop fussing! I need to know if it fits! We are catering that wedding tomorrow and suits are REQUIRED!”
“But chefs only wear white!”
“Who says? The best chefs can wear whatever the hell they want! Besides the girls there will compliment you if you wear the suit…”
"...really?"
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Date: 2008-10-29 06:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-29 09:09 pm (UTC)(I might do more later tonight too(even post judging)...I'm addicted to drabbling I guess so I'll be writng this topic or anxiously be waiting for the winner to pick theirs.)
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Date: 2008-10-29 10:21 pm (UTC)(Why not do one of those '100 prompts' things? That would satisfy your addiction for a while!)
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Date: 2008-10-29 08:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-29 09:10 pm (UTC)Glad you like it!
I was worried maybe implied child molesting would perhaps be a little too far out there to enjoy the twist at the end...