onepieceyaoi100 | Self interupted

Title: What to do before dinner
words: 282
pairing: Usopp/Sanji
rating: Nc-17
topic: Interloper
notes: Wow! My icon is perfect for this one...

Usopp stroked himself faster. Dinner was soon. He really didn’t want to enter the galley with a freaking tent poking so obviously through his overalls.

Damn it…if only Sanji hadn’t looked at Nami with those smoldering eyes when the sniper was in its direct path. Of course perhaps Usopp should admit that occurrence wouldn’t have done much if it hadn’t been for the little daydream he had been having where Sanji was becoming to him partially dressed, whip cream in hand…murmuring about having something he wanted the sniper to taste.

He bit his lip at the memory. He really needed to stop this sort of thing…he couldn’t just sneak away every time the cook inadvertently turned him on! He started panting as his tugs became sloppy, the sensation trumping technique. Suddenly he was vaguely aware of an interruption for the better.

He groaned as a hand expertly began to jack him off and he was thinking maybe Sogeking had decided to come out and take matters in his own hands but it was a waft of smoke that drifted in front of his eyes that told him the truth.

He barely had time to gasp out Sanjis name before he came writhing under the cooks grasp and leaving the chefs hand splattered with flecks of white. His head spun and tried to catch his breath. Sanjis face was right next to his and he licked at his sticky hand idly as if some mistake in baking had left a trail of honey done his fingers and palm.

“Dinners up. Don’t forget to wash your hands…” Came the husky whisper.

Then the cook was at the door…and the sniper was blushing…and hard again.