A great day for whores
Nov. 8th, 2008 04:04 amTitle: Pocket change
pairing: Usopp/Sanji (maybe Sanji/Gin in background)
rating: PG13
Words: 300
topic: Change
notes: Au
Usopp had money.
Yes, he was prone to exaggeration to the exact dollar amount…but that made him safer from most of the would be moochers. Many of them figuring he was lying about having any at all and letting him live a normal life.
The combination of a childhood friends inheritance, a brilliant invention, and a book of childrens stories had him living comfortably…but alone.
That is how he ended up visiting his old friends and giving them a bit of his relative good fortune in ways they would accept. Nami needed no convincing. Luffy, Zoro, Chopper, Franky, Robin, and Brook…he invested in their businesses and helped fund their dreams.
Sanji he had found last.
He thought that Sanji would be like the others, an afternoon of pleasant chatting and catching up followed by a secret donation for maybe an expansion on whatever restaurant his favorite blond cook would be running.
He was wrong. Hard times had Usopp finding his good looking friend on a street corner. Selling himself. Even to approach Sanji he had been stopped by a man in a white suit embroidered in red dragons and striped hat demanding payment.
The cost for Sanji for a whole night was pocket change these days. Not sure what to do…but wanting to speak to him he paid it. Paid it and escorted the blond to his car…letting the driver open the doors for them.
“You? Are you Usopp?”
No hope in that voice, just dread and something that he would have called shame if it hadn’t been coming out of Sanjis mouth. The ridiculously cropped shorts and too-tight white tank might’ve been to blame.
“Who?” He lied.”Soge is my name. Soge King. And you’re now my prince.”
“For tonight.”
Forever Sanji…you just don’t know it yet, Usopp promised silently.
pairing: Usopp/Sanji (maybe Sanji/Gin in background)
rating: PG13
Words: 300
topic: Change
notes: Au
Usopp had money.
Yes, he was prone to exaggeration to the exact dollar amount…but that made him safer from most of the would be moochers. Many of them figuring he was lying about having any at all and letting him live a normal life.
The combination of a childhood friends inheritance, a brilliant invention, and a book of childrens stories had him living comfortably…but alone.
That is how he ended up visiting his old friends and giving them a bit of his relative good fortune in ways they would accept. Nami needed no convincing. Luffy, Zoro, Chopper, Franky, Robin, and Brook…he invested in their businesses and helped fund their dreams.
Sanji he had found last.
He thought that Sanji would be like the others, an afternoon of pleasant chatting and catching up followed by a secret donation for maybe an expansion on whatever restaurant his favorite blond cook would be running.
He was wrong. Hard times had Usopp finding his good looking friend on a street corner. Selling himself. Even to approach Sanji he had been stopped by a man in a white suit embroidered in red dragons and striped hat demanding payment.
The cost for Sanji for a whole night was pocket change these days. Not sure what to do…but wanting to speak to him he paid it. Paid it and escorted the blond to his car…letting the driver open the doors for them.
“You? Are you Usopp?”
No hope in that voice, just dread and something that he would have called shame if it hadn’t been coming out of Sanjis mouth. The ridiculously cropped shorts and too-tight white tank might’ve been to blame.
“Who?” He lied.”Soge is my name. Soge King. And you’re now my prince.”
“For tonight.”
Forever Sanji…you just don’t know it yet, Usopp promised silently.
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Date: 2008-11-08 12:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-08 03:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-08 01:32 pm (UTC)Why am I happy that Sanji is a whore? My brain... I think tentacle aliens must be taking over or something...
Oh and just imagine if this was the prequel to your stalker!Usopp drabble. Wouldn't that be interesting?
Usopp picks Sanji off the streets only for Sanji to walk away from him immediately to be taken advantage of by a woman who only want him for his housework and he goes back to selling himself to support the evil girlfriend and Usopp can't stand it and kills girlfriend and Sanji cries and is taken advantage of again by another girl and Usopp kills her as well and...
Okay, I'll stop here.
Loved it!!
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Date: 2008-11-08 01:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-08 02:27 pm (UTC)"I'm sorry! Don't leave! I just want to help you and I didn't want to hurt your pride."
"You think this helps!? I was so pathetic in your eyes I needed your shitty pity?! Fuck!"
"Don't be angry! Stay with me! I can take care of you!"
"Even if I wanted to I have to get back to Gin."
"Your pimp? Don't worry I took care of him while you were sleeping. You're free."
"He wouldn't let me go so easily."
"The right amount of money can be very persausive..."
"You fucking bought me?!"
"Just your freedom!"
Silence.
"Thanks."
The next day found Sanji brooding but still staying by Usopps side.Everything was looking up.
In the paper was a small blurb about how a certain Pimp had died in a car accident. That had been entirely that mans choice. He had told Kuro specifically to offer to buy Sanjis freedom with the money in the case. If the pimp refused, the bag was Kuros in exchange for making the problem go away.
He didn't feel guilty. It was just the first step to make sure he protected the blond. Anyone that hurt his Sanji deserved the same. Or worse.
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Date: 2008-11-08 02:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-18 04:24 am (UTC)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I have too much fun with you sometimes..HEEE!!
Part 2 cause I love your comments
Date: 2008-11-08 03:31 pm (UTC)Usopp couldn't bring himself to worry too much about it. The former whores pride was something he had always liked about him. BEsides it was okay if he felt a a little obligated...that was essentially a way to say thank you after all without having to say it.
He had gotten the blond polished back up to the diamond he remembered. The best and latest imported silk suits from Milan, a full health screening, and a day at the spa to massage and exfoliate away his former life.
Sanji sparkled. Brightened any room when he walked in.
And the sex was great...even if Sanji wasn't doing it entirely for himself, he always got off...screaming in pleasure and snuggle up to Usopp afterward.
That he felt that pleasure and continued to service him night after night, Usopp was sure Sanji was growing to enjoy this little ritual. Love it even. It would only be a mater of time before he allowed himself to be forgiven and would love Usopp back too.
Of course that was when the first problem came up.
One of Usopps cast offs, a gold digger, had decided to go after Sanji as a second choice at a dinner function they had both been attending.
Sanji had fallen for every line and was smittin.
She wanted jewels and fancy things. She wanted everything Sanji could provide her.
Sanji could provide nothing on his own and refused to take from his billionare friend.
He had started to sell himself again one or two nights a week to pay for her every desire.
Usopp did not like the nights his bed was empty. When he found out WHY it had been empty he got furious.
He told the woman to name her amount to get out of Sanjis life. She did. She took it. Then didn't leave.
She suggested he wouldn't be able to do anything. Everyone knew Usopp was a push over...too soft hearted.
Yes, he was too soft hearted. He was too nice to hurt this woman that Sanji prclaimed so easily to love.
He had been too nervous to even pick up a whore he knew by himself.
Sogeking had come through for him on that occasion. One more time wouldn't hurt.
He hadn't expected to wake up an hour and a half later beside a fresh grave in the outskirts of the woods of his property...although he knew it could've been a possibilty.
Sogeking wouldn't have done it if it weren't for the best. He found the bribe he had given her stuffed in his pockets.
Just as well...Sanji would benifit from a vaction to get over this tramp. The two of them could hop a flight to Paris...a romantic week of the finest foods and soft cozy beds.
He would forget about her in time. Usopp and Sanji could continue down the path towards true mutual devotion undisturbed.
Unfortunity...this was only the first time Sogeking needed to intervene.
Re: Part 2 cause I love your comments
Date: 2008-11-09 09:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-08 02:15 pm (UTC)You totally made this EPIC! Usopp totally was lonely and grows to love and want to protect Sanji more than anything but Sanji feels a little betrayed for being lied to that first reunion(and having sex unknowingly with a 'friend') and doesn't want to fall in love his Usopp for fear he might just be using him.
And here I was thinking I was writing a kind of cute, beginnings of h/c sort of story with Usopp rescuing Sanji.
You are a genius for putting these two fics together!
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Date: 2008-11-08 02:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-08 02:27 pm (UTC)