Mmm...food.
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onepieceyaoi100I finally got off the dial up and back on broadband, so I felt the urge to make up for my lack of computerness and writing in general by speed-writing my entry for this week.
I'm telling you, ten minutes.
^_^ Oh well, here goes nothing.
Drabble: Brain Food
Topic: Food
Word Count: 298
Pairing: None. Revel in SHOCK!
Rating: PG-13
A/N: I am a world of lameness. And OOC. -_-;;
“We’ve been eating a lot of fish lately,” Zoro observed, staring down at the dinner spread resting on the table in front of him.
Luffy tugged on Sanji’s sleeve. “Meat?” he asked, looking hopeful.
Sanji sighed as he laid the final dishes down. “Fish is meat. And it’s good for you, you idiot. It’s brain food, you know. It’s supposed to increase your intelligence,” the chef explained, grabbing a knife and filleting the creature before gently depositing the best portions on Nami and Vivi’s plates.
Zoro’s brow furrowed as he heard the blond’s explanation. “Oi…what the hell are you saying then, you stupid love-cook?!”
“But Saaaaanji, it’s not real meat!!”
“Just eat it, you idiots. It’s good for you.”
And that was true enough. Ever since he was knee-high to that shitty one-legged old man, Sanji had always been told in his chef’s training that fish was not only the food of the sea, but food for the brain as well.
And because of that, he’d been cooking a lot of fish lately, in hopes of seeing some sort of improvement.
Any sort of improvement.
Sitting down and taking a portion himself, the blond cook eyed three of his compatriots around the table warily.
Luffy tried to inhale as much food as possible while whining about beef and pork and chicken and fried dinosaur steak.
Usopp laughed and said that the reason he was so smart was because he’d once eaten a 50 foot long swordfish all by himself in three days when he was four.
Zoro chewed a bite, swallowed a bite, and then passed out fast asleep, face down in his bowl.
Sanji sighed a bit hopelessly.
Oh well.
He consoled himself with thoughts of how stupid the three of them would be without him here.
END
I'm telling you, ten minutes.
^_^ Oh well, here goes nothing.
Drabble: Brain Food
Topic: Food
Word Count: 298
Pairing: None. Revel in SHOCK!
Rating: PG-13
A/N: I am a world of lameness. And OOC. -_-;;
“We’ve been eating a lot of fish lately,” Zoro observed, staring down at the dinner spread resting on the table in front of him.
Luffy tugged on Sanji’s sleeve. “Meat?” he asked, looking hopeful.
Sanji sighed as he laid the final dishes down. “Fish is meat. And it’s good for you, you idiot. It’s brain food, you know. It’s supposed to increase your intelligence,” the chef explained, grabbing a knife and filleting the creature before gently depositing the best portions on Nami and Vivi’s plates.
Zoro’s brow furrowed as he heard the blond’s explanation. “Oi…what the hell are you saying then, you stupid love-cook?!”
“But Saaaaanji, it’s not real meat!!”
“Just eat it, you idiots. It’s good for you.”
And that was true enough. Ever since he was knee-high to that shitty one-legged old man, Sanji had always been told in his chef’s training that fish was not only the food of the sea, but food for the brain as well.
And because of that, he’d been cooking a lot of fish lately, in hopes of seeing some sort of improvement.
Any sort of improvement.
Sitting down and taking a portion himself, the blond cook eyed three of his compatriots around the table warily.
Luffy tried to inhale as much food as possible while whining about beef and pork and chicken and fried dinosaur steak.
Usopp laughed and said that the reason he was so smart was because he’d once eaten a 50 foot long swordfish all by himself in three days when he was four.
Zoro chewed a bite, swallowed a bite, and then passed out fast asleep, face down in his bowl.
Sanji sighed a bit hopelessly.
Oh well.
He consoled himself with thoughts of how stupid the three of them would be without him here.
END
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Date: 2004-09-16 12:05 am (UTC)...well, he tries. tho' really he's one to talk, considering what happens to his brain when in the proximity of a female...
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Date: 2004-09-16 05:10 am (UTC)re: Brainfood
Date: 2004-09-23 09:33 pm (UTC)Not even brainfood can save them.
-k.