sanji fails...again
Nov. 15th, 2008 11:23 pmTitle: Hero
Rating: PG
Word Count: 151
Pairing: ZoSan, but getting more and more Zo-->San
Topic: One More Time
Notes: A sequel to Shivering, which was a sequel to Unnatural, my very first drabble to this comm. :)
It was the lowest battle Zoro had ever fought. He was planning attack, allying himself with strands of fucking hair for gods sake and against a nakama, for the fucking cooks attention.
“Please do not move, cook-san,” the archaeologist asked as she wrote down the patterns on paper.
“Whatever you want, Robin-chwaaaan.” The pervert blushed as his chin was raised by a hand appearing from his chest.
The hair on the floor was losing its battle against multiple fingers sweeping it out of the room.
Zoro felt desperate.
“Oi,” he barked. “Oi!” he yelled again, only to be ignored.
“Oi cook! without your pansy fringe covering half your friggin head, we can all see that bald patch you’ve been denying you had.”
Sanji squealed and clamped his hand over his head. He backed away from Robin and ran out to the bathroom.
Zoro had won the war.
He was a hero.
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Date: 2008-11-15 03:15 pm (UTC)I didn't even have to go back and reread because I actually have a really strong memory of the other two.
A good follow up...(although evil).
Robin needs to spank Zoro for interfering I think.
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Date: 2008-11-16 06:41 am (UTC)Sometimes I feel worse making Sanji fail than when I do character death.
But it's so fuuuuunnn.
Yay! You remember the other drabbles!!
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Date: 2008-11-15 07:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-16 06:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-16 09:17 am (UTC)I still say that those hissing hairs will be the stuff horror movies will be made of in the future.
Glad that Zoro won the war. Thankfully no hair has bitten his finger tips.
Where do you get such ideas from?
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Date: 2008-11-18 11:10 am (UTC)I get my ideas from the man on my shoulder wearing a funny hat.
Thanks for reading!
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Date: 2008-11-17 04:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-18 11:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-20 10:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-23 12:47 pm (UTC)Thank you!