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[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

Title: Stamina of Legend
Prompt: One More Time
Word Count: 69
Rating: R?
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Disclaimer/Warnings: This fic is full of HARDCORE SEX, EXTREME VIOLENCE and SHOCKING LANGUAGE. Read it only with the permission of your parents, grandparents and great-grandparents.
Summary: Zoro loves to play.



They did it once. They did it twice. They did it three times and Sanji was tired, but Zoro was insatiable. They did it four times, and Sanji was exhausted, but his lover still kept going.

After the fifth time, Sanji gave up, kicked the idiot in the head, and screamed, "Goddammit, Marimo! I'm not playing Monopoly with you again!"

Besides, the bastard wouldn't let him be the dog.

Comments

Cute!

[knarz.livejournal.com]

Oh my! I think you forgot to mention the furry sex or something - as there is a dog in it...

Re: Cute!

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

Actually I meant the dog token in the Monopoly figures - you know, boot, top cat, racing car, dog, etc.

Everyone wants to be either the dog or the racing car. It's a law.

^_^

Re: Cute!

[knarz.livejournal.com]

I knew. Just playing along with your warning. ;-)

Hm. I have to say - you are right! *lol* The dog's just so cute!

Re: Cute!

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

Ah, right - I am often confused by you strange human-things, with your 'breathing' and 'thinking'. I do neither.

The dog is just adorable. Who on earth would want to be a boot? *ponders*

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[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

I always wanted to be the car or the top hat...

Re: Cute!

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

Yes, but as we know from your SanSmo-likings, you have strange tastes. *nods wisely*

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[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Ohhh snap!I can't BELIEVE you are going there!

We both agree the car is awesome so that means you find my top hat choice is weird?

Yes, Obviously my preference for classy things like elegance and top hats can be associated with Smo/San...unlike say a pairing comparable to a mangy dog?

Re: Cute!

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

No, it's a noble and loyal hound, valiantly chasing its prey.

But yes, the car is made of WIN. ^_^

[(Anonymous)]

I used to cry if I didn't get to be the dog.

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

*holds hand up* Me too. I didn't care about winning - I just wanted to be the dog.

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I always liked the tophat - I could stick it on my pinky and bob at my co-players XD Honestly! Zoro you insatiable thing you! I'll play! I love monopoly too! ♥

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter how much you love Monopoly. He will never stop.

(There really needs to be an OP world Monopoly board. "You are arrested for piracy and sentenced to Impel Down. Do not pass go,do not collect 200 beli.")

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

DUDE.....this NEEDS to happen...

I would SO play monolopoly again...

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

"Oh no! I landed on Mariejois and got sold into slavery!"

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Chance: Zoro needs to borrow money for sword polish. Plus 50% interest. Collect 20,000 beli.

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

Whitebeard Pirates attack! All your hotels on the island are destroyed. ALTERNATIVE: Pay 1000 beli in bribes to avoid damage.

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

That... was unexpected. I cackled maniacally. Absolutely amazing.

My friends and I play Monopoly a lot in a dirty basement. We're the people who search intently for new rules so we can drag the game out for hours and then play again. We found one where you can front your go money so when we're bankrupt that's all we do. Take 200 from the bank to pay off other people and then just keep playing, even if all our stuff is mortgaged. We make it last as long as possible.

I like to be the stupid filthy shoe. I will never understand the appeal of the wheelbarrow though.

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

I completely forgot about the wheelbarrow - seriously, how did they decide on those when they made the game? Random objects within eyeshot?

I can honestly say I have never actually finished a game of Monopoly in my life. We kept having games that dragged on for days until everyone gave up, and just declared whoever cheated best the winner. ^_^

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

I know! And then there's a cannon, the thimble, and the iron. Those are three pieces that seriously baffle me. Who is excited to be a clothes iron? Still though, I think it would be really cool to have a charm bracelet made up of Monopoly game pieces.

lol I think a lot of people have never finished the game. It can be really long. I always get called the Slum Lord because I but all the cheap properties in the first row and then put hotels on immediately because it costs next to nothing. Then everyone lands on 'em and I have enough to buy everything around the corner too.

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

THis became my strategy later in my board game life after one two many times of watching my opponents fly right by Boardwalk to land on Baltic.

They can call you a slum lord all they want but by the time the game ends you own the whole damn city.

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

I'm always winning at the beginning but my short attention span makes it hard for me to hold onto my cash. I always get distracted and bored and that's when I get careless.

[danizuka.livejournal.com]

omgggggggggggggggg ahuahahuauhauhauha

[ilostmynuts.livejournal.com]

HOT!!! XD

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Your rating and warnings...they so led me astray.

DAMN BOARD GAMES! I thought I was gonna get pronz!

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

Um... it was strip-Monopoly?

[silver-trident.livejournal.com]

We wish XD

[yume76.livejournal.com]

damm funny. hahahahaha

[silver-trident.livejournal.com]

Darn, and I had gotten my granny to sign me a form and everything.
:(
I`m happy they're still "lovers" though, despite the SHOCKING VIOLENCE and TURBULENT HAPPENINGS overriding the whole ficlet.
Like it a lot, though, keep them coming :D

[sventastic.livejournal.com]

FAKE WARNINGS FTW! (I know you too well by now LOL.)

Btw, I was reading the comments about OP Monopoly, and that sounds EPIC. Maybe someday we'll make a proper version of it x'D