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[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Title: Handsome and Young Master do the Horizontal Bop
Pairing: DuvalxSanji
Topic: Restrained Sanji
Rating: Whoooo! NC17or something.
Word Count: 157
Notes: I was prompted by misha to write a DuvalXSanji with Sanji submissive and... wow! It fits the topic! Well, someone might enjoy it. Maybe.
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE DAMMIT.
Reference: http://www.mondoerotica.net/sex-porn-thesaurus.html

 

“Oh, young master, let me suck on your beefcakes before I hold your love-muscle and fondle your hot rocks in my wonderfully capable hands. Then you will smoke my sausage and get me sexually geeked until I can take no more, push you down and get some mud on the duck. You will scream out for more and beg for your love wand to be released where I oblige you by-”

“Please,” Sanji sobbed, “Please…” he begged. “I’ll do anything, just please shut the fuck up.”

Duval rubbed his chin and nodded. “Okay young master, if you want that sort of situation, I think I have a few whips and what not stored down back. My, I would never have guessed you would be this bee headed!”

“What the- no! No! I meant anything as in making food or…”

And with that, the door shut leaving Sanji exactly two minutes of attempting to wriggle out of his bonds.  

Comments

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

*sob* Oh god noooo! I can't unread it! I can't! XD

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

read it again! :D
It may be the cure!

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Oh god! Now I keep thinking about it at uni, when tutors talk to me!

Tutor: Remember to...
Me: *Duval "Get some mud on the duck...HOT ROCKS"

*Sob* It hurts so good X3

OMG thanks dude!

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

HAHHAHAHA!!! Duvals attempt at dirty talk is enough for me to beg for quiet too...I love how sanji has a night of bondage in for him. It might be a little rough since Duval doesn't seem to be a good listener.

Although I am curious...what does bee headed mean?

Re: OMG thanks dude!

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

You already now now, but bee headed means kinky.
Glad it was up to your smut standards!

[sporkbotic.livejournal.com]

this is PERFECT.

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Was it? lol

[ilostmynuts.livejournal.com]

YES!!! I love it when Sanji fails and he FAILS SO MUCH here!!! XD

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

I better start writing win!sanji soon lol.

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

Poor poor poor Sanji. And Duval... sfadjkfl;adsklf

And Oh. My. God. That website...

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

You can use that thesaurus for your next fic ;)