(no subject)
Nov. 25th, 2008 11:02 pmtitle: Shrinkage
rating:pg 13
pairing: San/zo
words:296
topic: restraining sanji
notes: Inspired off a prompt over to fanforall but not quite what they want I think...
Usopp took one look at the cook as he exited the kitchen, pissed, with knife in hand and KNEW the best course of action was to run. He was noble enough to shout out a warning as he fled.
“SHIT!! SHIT! Hold him back….We’re going to die!!”
A heavy point Chopper scooped the cook’s arms behind him and restrained him, even as he yelled to Usopp.
“You switched the cranberries with the island berries I wanted to experiment with didn’t you?!”
Nami stepped onto the deck amidst the racket.
“Ah that might have been me. Both bags said berries on it and when I made sure my gold wasn’t in there, I had forgotten which bag we had unloaded to go to the kitchen and which to you. What’s the big dea….oh.”
The whole crew turned to the infuriated cook in Choppers arms.
He was about a foot shorter and looked maybe five years younger; younger than Luffy by at least a year or two.
Gone was the hair scruff on the chin, gone was about a foot in height and instead there was tangle of lanky awkward limbs.
“Do you shitty bastards know how bad puberty was the first time around?!” The impact of the rage was blown to hell as his voice cracked and raised an octave.
Zoro walked up to the restrained cook and leaned in with an amused leer.
“Was this before your other growth spurt or do I only get satisfaction from your squeaky ass voice tonight?”
“Uh…Zoro?”
Usopp’s warning came too late as the swordsman encroached into the ‘danger zone’.
A black shoe connected in a blur and had Zoro kissing the deck with a pained grunt. The male crew members winced in sympathy.
“Let’s hear your voice now asshole.”
rating:pg 13
pairing: San/zo
words:296
topic: restraining sanji
notes: Inspired off a prompt over to fanforall but not quite what they want I think...
Usopp took one look at the cook as he exited the kitchen, pissed, with knife in hand and KNEW the best course of action was to run. He was noble enough to shout out a warning as he fled.
“SHIT!! SHIT! Hold him back….We’re going to die!!”
A heavy point Chopper scooped the cook’s arms behind him and restrained him, even as he yelled to Usopp.
“You switched the cranberries with the island berries I wanted to experiment with didn’t you?!”
Nami stepped onto the deck amidst the racket.
“Ah that might have been me. Both bags said berries on it and when I made sure my gold wasn’t in there, I had forgotten which bag we had unloaded to go to the kitchen and which to you. What’s the big dea….oh.”
The whole crew turned to the infuriated cook in Choppers arms.
He was about a foot shorter and looked maybe five years younger; younger than Luffy by at least a year or two.
Gone was the hair scruff on the chin, gone was about a foot in height and instead there was tangle of lanky awkward limbs.
“Do you shitty bastards know how bad puberty was the first time around?!” The impact of the rage was blown to hell as his voice cracked and raised an octave.
Zoro walked up to the restrained cook and leaned in with an amused leer.
“Was this before your other growth spurt or do I only get satisfaction from your squeaky ass voice tonight?”
“Uh…Zoro?”
Usopp’s warning came too late as the swordsman encroached into the ‘danger zone’.
A black shoe connected in a blur and had Zoro kissing the deck with a pained grunt. The male crew members winced in sympathy.
“Let’s hear your voice now asshole.”
no subject
Date: 2008-11-26 05:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-26 05:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-26 05:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-29 06:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-26 06:28 am (UTC)Well, that maybe that'll teach Zoro to first think and then open his mouth. :)
no subject
Date: 2008-11-29 06:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-01 07:03 am (UTC)Scream for me baby!Ooops, I did it again. lol
no subject
Date: 2008-12-01 07:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-01 07:32 am (UTC)