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Nov. 26th, 2008 09:41 amTitle: Lifted restriction
pairing: Sanji/uso/zo/luff
RAting: pg
words:141
topic: Restraining Sanji
“He was a stalker, end of story.”
Her three male neighbors were being extra annoying today and for not the first time Namu considered leaving the apartment complex for someplace else.
“Are you sure?” Usopp pressed hesitantly.
“Come on! You guys saw how he was always flirting with me and hanging around!”
“Did you sleep with him?” Zoro was asking behind a frown.
“What?! Of course not! But I sure he wanted to, why else would he be sneaking in the building all the time?”
“Because I wanted him to cook for me!” Luffy answered with a nod.
“Yes…He’d cook for us.” Usopp agreed in a stutter.
“Sex…with me.” Zoro offered.
“And me.” Usopp amended.
“And me! And also food!” Another nod from Luffy.
Nami sighed knowing tomorrow she’d be making a trip back down town to cancel the restraining order.
pairing: Sanji/uso/zo/luff
RAting: pg
words:141
topic: Restraining Sanji
“He was a stalker, end of story.”
Her three male neighbors were being extra annoying today and for not the first time Namu considered leaving the apartment complex for someplace else.
“Are you sure?” Usopp pressed hesitantly.
“Come on! You guys saw how he was always flirting with me and hanging around!”
“Did you sleep with him?” Zoro was asking behind a frown.
“What?! Of course not! But I sure he wanted to, why else would he be sneaking in the building all the time?”
“Because I wanted him to cook for me!” Luffy answered with a nod.
“Yes…He’d cook for us.” Usopp agreed in a stutter.
“Sex…with me.” Zoro offered.
“And me.” Usopp amended.
“And me! And also food!” Another nod from Luffy.
Nami sighed knowing tomorrow she’d be making a trip back down town to cancel the restraining order.
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Date: 2008-11-26 04:27 pm (UTC)This is total win! Love how the guys all admit something with each statement therefore shedding more and more light onto the whole matter.
That reminds me a bit of that (actually interesting) filler in that marine station where the strawhats sit in a circle and bemoan their lack of that 'balloon' octopus. Which was priceless. XD
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