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onepieceyaoi100Title: A Short Piece On The Agreeability of Drunken Pirates
Author: Saiyako
Pairing: UsoSan
Disclaimer: No one in here belongs to me. But you knew that.
Rating: PG, I guess
Topic: Proposal
Word Count: 207
It wasn't Brooke's fault that Sanji had been drinking for several hours by the time he and Usopp came into the pub.
It also wasn't Brooke's fault that Sanji had been drinking with Zoro for those hours, or that the two of them had agreed to some sort of bet that the musician never quite worked out the details of, but knew involved copious amounts of alcohol.
It definitely wasn't Brooke's fault that there were no women in the pub, so that when Usopp walked in wearing a kimono of a distinctly female cut, his face covered with white paint, and a pair of chopsticks stuck into his curls at a precise angle, the cook immediately threw himself at the feet of what appeared to be the only lovely lady in sight, and declared his eternal devotion. (Okay, so the costume might have been a little bit his fault, but really, it's amazing what you can talk a born drama-queen into after a couple of drinks.)
And so it most absolutely wasn't his fault that Zoro refused to refer to Usopp as anything other than "the cook's fiancee" for the next week, no matter how much either Usopp or Sanji might try to blame him for it.
Author: Saiyako
Pairing: UsoSan
Disclaimer: No one in here belongs to me. But you knew that.
Rating: PG, I guess
Topic: Proposal
Word Count: 207
It wasn't Brooke's fault that Sanji had been drinking for several hours by the time he and Usopp came into the pub.
It also wasn't Brooke's fault that Sanji had been drinking with Zoro for those hours, or that the two of them had agreed to some sort of bet that the musician never quite worked out the details of, but knew involved copious amounts of alcohol.
It definitely wasn't Brooke's fault that there were no women in the pub, so that when Usopp walked in wearing a kimono of a distinctly female cut, his face covered with white paint, and a pair of chopsticks stuck into his curls at a precise angle, the cook immediately threw himself at the feet of what appeared to be the only lovely lady in sight, and declared his eternal devotion. (Okay, so the costume might have been a little bit his fault, but really, it's amazing what you can talk a born drama-queen into after a couple of drinks.)
And so it most absolutely wasn't his fault that Zoro refused to refer to Usopp as anything other than "the cook's fiancee" for the next week, no matter how much either Usopp or Sanji might try to blame him for it.
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