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[manic-intent.livejournal.com]

Title: Ace's Epic Adventure Story
Rating: R
Wordcount: 300
Pairing: Smoker x Ace
Topic: Alternative


Notes: Because there's not enough space, (2) means "Go To (2)". And yes, this has been done before for this community, but I thought it would be fun to do the format for this prompt.

1.You are Portgas D. Ace, scourge of the Grand Line. One day you meet Smoker of the Marines:
At Alabasta: (2)
On a Desert Island: (3)
Randomly: (4)
At Impel Down: (10)

2.Alabasta sure is nice isn’t it?
Yes: (5)
No: (6)
Hey where’s the smexing?: (8)

3.Smoker and you are mysteriously alone on the desert island. After some witty repartee, the both of you:
Fuck, like hell yeah: (8)
Fight, the other f-word: (9)
Run, not that you’re sure why: (7)

4.You meet Smoker in a random restaurant, because, damnit, that’s the only landlubbery place you frequent, outside of inns that always have a room conveniently free for the night. You:
Jump his damn bones, right there: (8)
Fight, and it’s his fault: (9)
Fall asleep: (7)

5.You sure like Alabasta, to the point that you’ve forgotten what this is all about. These are some great kebabs right here. Oh yeah, and your brother’s pottering about in the desert. You’re not sure if you want to help ou…zzz….
Back to (1)

6.There aren’t enough damn tonkatsu restaurants in this place. Also, you’re allergic to some of the spices. And the beer’s not… Wha? Smoker? Who?
Back to (1)

7.You DIE, in a suitably angsty manner, long flashback included. Don’t worry, this happens to the author a lot in multiple-choice stories. Nothing personal.

8.Since we’re on a wordcount here, [Insert Much Smexing]. Sadly, you are uke. It’s like death and taxes. Smoker is just that manly. Seriously. If Smoker got any manlier than he already is you’ll be able to see his balls from space.
Back to (1)

9.[Insert holocaust of fire and smoke]. It’s so fun that:
You segue right into the hot smexing: (8)
You fall asleep: (7)

10.What? Main plot? But this is yaoi!
Back to (1)

Comments

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

I have never seen such a format before and heavens this is fantastic, fresh, unique and witty too! Sorry, but my mind is completely blown away...XDDD have to get a broom first and sweep it together again.

If this isn't this week's winner, I don't know anymore. Awesome. Just awesome.

[manic-intent.livejournal.com]

There is definitely one, a Smoker x Ace somewhere in the archives. Ahaha XD;; I will find it when I stop playing this soul eating game World of Warcraft.

[manic-intent.livejournal.com]

Ah no, I think the one I recall offhand is actually in MUD textgame format, [Initiate!Confrontation! (http://community.livejournal.com/onepieceyaoi100/545308.html)] by kanthia. My favorite SxA in the archives XD

[dried-frog-pill.livejournal.com]

IT'S A CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-YAOI-FIC! XD XD XD This is awesome!

Don’t worry, this happens to the author a lot in multiple-choice stories.

[manic-intent.livejournal.com]

I had a LOT of those Lone Wolf stories, and I would almost always die. To the point that I would write down my move, and page back if I died T_T.

hell I could die in Sonic adventure books. Sigh.

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

HOhoho!! (What?I'm like santa now??)

AMusing! I went and did all the choices! Your responses are great!

I hated when I would randomly die in those choose your adventure books so this pleased me greatly that I went through many paths before death ensued angstly.

[manic-intent.livejournal.com]

Yes. :( Especially when you realize that your chance of death is extremely high because of some choice you did maybe 10 steps ago T_T

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

If Smoker got any manlier than he already is you’ll be able to see his balls from space.

I vote nonoji declares this week's competition over and just declares manic_intent as the winner. Right now.

Who's with me!?

[manic-intent.livejournal.com]

sadly that quote is not original XD I try to use it as often as I can though! Heheh. (I think its from Rising Stars.... or one of the many many comics I follow).

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make it any less true, though. Smoker's almost manly enough to top Hina, but not quite, which is certainly saying something.

Now, where's the more detailed smexings?

[manic-intent.livejournal.com]

yes. Hina is the manliest. Garp has some very manly moments but the dog hat ruins it. Pretty nurses add to Whitebeard's factor, but he's not hale an hearty...

[Insert more detailed smexings]

The original quote was a superhero commenting at some scientist who was playing off 3 different mafias against each other for the moneys. "I think your balls are visible from space." XD

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

Marine Secret: Garp always bottoms.
Whitebeard, I would think, never has sex. COnsidering his size, he'd probably end up breaking the poor women in half. I've heard that's a turn-off.

[Drools over the eloquent and intimate smexings, especially the part with the blue paint and the armadillo]

I must check that comic out... at the moment I'm just reading The Boys, and dropping most comics by the wayside. *cries at lack of funds*

[manic-intent.livejournal.com]

Ahh :3 I haven't been following comics lately... Since lucifer finished :(

[driftingforward.livejournal.com]

I fail at reading comics. That is all.

[travellyr.livejournal.com]

::facedown on the desk snickering and gasping:::

I love you. I love you SO BAD. 7, 8, 9, and 10, for the utter paragon of WIN.