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onepieceyaoi100title: No Alternative
pairing:Franky/Uso/Luff/Zoro-> Sanji
rating: R
words:724
topic: Alternative
notes: Sillyness ensues...entirely the topics fault.
“Are you sure there is no alternative?” Zoro was pretty sure he was uncomfortable with this.
“No. Any other way is too dangerous at this point!” Chopper confirmed.
The girls looked like they were holding in that fit of giggles. Damn cook…fucking getting himself laid out like a princess. Funny how some random berry the idiot had picked for the girls tropical drink had left him near comatose after trying and the other random shit colored berry used for the males drinks had ended up being the antidote. Funny how all the men already drank said drinks and they were a day away from the forest the damn fruit resided.
“We should kiss him! With tongue! Lots of tongue! Since we just had the drink the residue might be enough!” Chopper had proclaimed ten minutes earlier.
Fine. Save the shitty cook princess.
Franky had gone first and was far too thorough for Zoros liking, deciding first of all that the best angle for the kiss was to straddle the chef then taking his time dragging his tongue seemingly across every crevice before being satisfied…and even playing with the blond hair as he did so.
The cook didn’t stir.
Usopp was next and his kiss was sweet and pure and thus entirely wrong...causing Chopper to begin coaching him on the spot.
“No! Usopp you need to your whole mouth in there! We want the residue! Get your tongue in his mouth now! Suck on his a little! Come on!”
The couching had worked a little a too well and Usopp was practically grinding himself into the cook now, moaning and going at the mouth with full enthusiasm. Zoro was about to pull him off when Luffy did the job for him.
The cook still didn’t stir.
Chopper patted a panting Usopp on the back for a job well done.
Luffy blatantly removed Sanjis shirt before getting on top of him. “To get him into the mood”. He twisted his cooks nipples as he plunged his wet tongue into his cooks mouth in a messy but passionate display. There was no doubt he had done quite enough by the time Zoro had pulled the man off. The tent in his captains shorts was proof enough.
The cook hadn’t stirred.
His turn. He straddled the chef as the others had and immediately noticed going last put him in a weird situation. He was hard for one…and apparently all the stimulation of the cook hadn’t done Sanji any favors either because the chef was sporting wood, a naked chest, hard nipples, and a slightly red lips puffed from the abuse so far.
He leaned over the cook and began the kiss. Slow at first (as he realized he was actually indirectly kissing all the previous nakama too) and then more intense when his arosal made him not give a damn. He too found himself grinding into the cook and moaning slightly as his tongue wrapped around the chefs.
Then the chef stirred…grinding back into him, returning the kiss.
Zoro stopped at the sense of his mission being complete.
“Mmph? Zoro? What the hell!?” Sanji spotted the audience and began to panic. “What the fuck happened?”
“You poisoned yourself shitty cook. My kiss cured you.” The swordsman tried to offer off handedly.
“Actually…” The two men turned to Chopper who was capping a syringe. “I gave him a shot of the generic anti-toxin while you were kissing him.”
“Wha!? But you said…”
“Using the anti-toxin could have been risky since we don’t know the properties of this berry very well. But despite your enthusiasm, kissing him didn’t seem to be working.”
Zoro felt the killing aura beneath him.
“You shitty marimo! You decided to strip me half naked, molest me, and kiss me for god knows how long in front of everyone when Chopper could have just stuck me once and be done with it?!?!?!”
Zoro blanched and looked to Chopper to defend him…but the reindeer was giving the girls a high five for some reason. Franky, Usopp, and Luffy didn’t want to deal with pissed and sexually frustrated Sanji either.
Considering his position hard and atop the blond he didn’t have much of a convincing explanation to give. As the kick connected sending him across the deck, Zoro wondered how all the princes in fairy tales did it.
pairing:Franky/Uso/Luff/Zoro-> Sanji
rating: R
words:724
topic: Alternative
notes: Sillyness ensues...entirely the topics fault.
“Are you sure there is no alternative?” Zoro was pretty sure he was uncomfortable with this.
“No. Any other way is too dangerous at this point!” Chopper confirmed.
The girls looked like they were holding in that fit of giggles. Damn cook…fucking getting himself laid out like a princess. Funny how some random berry the idiot had picked for the girls tropical drink had left him near comatose after trying and the other random shit colored berry used for the males drinks had ended up being the antidote. Funny how all the men already drank said drinks and they were a day away from the forest the damn fruit resided.
“We should kiss him! With tongue! Lots of tongue! Since we just had the drink the residue might be enough!” Chopper had proclaimed ten minutes earlier.
Fine. Save the shitty cook princess.
Franky had gone first and was far too thorough for Zoros liking, deciding first of all that the best angle for the kiss was to straddle the chef then taking his time dragging his tongue seemingly across every crevice before being satisfied…and even playing with the blond hair as he did so.
The cook didn’t stir.
Usopp was next and his kiss was sweet and pure and thus entirely wrong...causing Chopper to begin coaching him on the spot.
“No! Usopp you need to your whole mouth in there! We want the residue! Get your tongue in his mouth now! Suck on his a little! Come on!”
The couching had worked a little a too well and Usopp was practically grinding himself into the cook now, moaning and going at the mouth with full enthusiasm. Zoro was about to pull him off when Luffy did the job for him.
The cook still didn’t stir.
Chopper patted a panting Usopp on the back for a job well done.
Luffy blatantly removed Sanjis shirt before getting on top of him. “To get him into the mood”. He twisted his cooks nipples as he plunged his wet tongue into his cooks mouth in a messy but passionate display. There was no doubt he had done quite enough by the time Zoro had pulled the man off. The tent in his captains shorts was proof enough.
The cook hadn’t stirred.
His turn. He straddled the chef as the others had and immediately noticed going last put him in a weird situation. He was hard for one…and apparently all the stimulation of the cook hadn’t done Sanji any favors either because the chef was sporting wood, a naked chest, hard nipples, and a slightly red lips puffed from the abuse so far.
He leaned over the cook and began the kiss. Slow at first (as he realized he was actually indirectly kissing all the previous nakama too) and then more intense when his arosal made him not give a damn. He too found himself grinding into the cook and moaning slightly as his tongue wrapped around the chefs.
Then the chef stirred…grinding back into him, returning the kiss.
Zoro stopped at the sense of his mission being complete.
“Mmph? Zoro? What the hell!?” Sanji spotted the audience and began to panic. “What the fuck happened?”
“You poisoned yourself shitty cook. My kiss cured you.” The swordsman tried to offer off handedly.
“Actually…” The two men turned to Chopper who was capping a syringe. “I gave him a shot of the generic anti-toxin while you were kissing him.”
“Wha!? But you said…”
“Using the anti-toxin could have been risky since we don’t know the properties of this berry very well. But despite your enthusiasm, kissing him didn’t seem to be working.”
Zoro felt the killing aura beneath him.
“You shitty marimo! You decided to strip me half naked, molest me, and kiss me for god knows how long in front of everyone when Chopper could have just stuck me once and be done with it?!?!?!”
Zoro blanched and looked to Chopper to defend him…but the reindeer was giving the girls a high five for some reason. Franky, Usopp, and Luffy didn’t want to deal with pissed and sexually frustrated Sanji either.
Considering his position hard and atop the blond he didn’t have much of a convincing explanation to give. As the kick connected sending him across the deck, Zoro wondered how all the princes in fairy tales did it.
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Date: 2008-12-05 09:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-05 09:45 pm (UTC)Oh, Sanji - how could you do that to your knight in a shining haramaki? ^^
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Date: 2008-12-06 03:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-06 06:27 am (UTC)"The cock still didn't stir."
Why does always I fall prey to all those suggestive sentence? I feel like Zoro now... like a fail. *sniffles*
Lovely concept, great nakama effort and don't ever let a kid read this one... they will start to bawl about the meanie princess! XDDD rofl
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Date: 2008-12-06 12:19 pm (UTC)oh poor zoro... bet he's been waiting for this for so long and the girls and chopper just did him a favor... lol...
it's so unique... really really like it...
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Date: 2008-12-07 07:24 pm (UTC)