onepieceyaoi100 | (no subject)

Title: Girl Talk
Rating: PG-13?
Word Count: 145
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji (And now it's yuri.)
Topic: Alternative

Oh I'd say it's not my fault, but... I wrote it.

"Che, you call yourself a woman? Do something about that hair."

"You lookin' for a fight, princess? Because I'm not above cutting off all that useless hair of yours."

"And your clothes... You'd think that you were the one raised on a ship full of men."

"Shove it cook. It's not my problem if you get your panties in a bunch because I've got a bigger rack."

"You DO NOT!" Sanji swung a heeled foot at Zoro's face.

Zoro dodged, pulling out a sword and cutting off the heel.

Sanji made an odd sort of screeching noise. "Th-th-these pumps were one of a kind!"

"Just get another pair in the next town. Like always."

"These aren't your military boots! They're different!"

"I don't see how."

"Ugh, go sleep with the men, man-girl."

"You'd get jealous."

"Bitch." And Sanji stormed unevenly back into the galley.