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onepieceyaoi100Title: The aftermath
pairing: ZOro/Usopp (I decided to cut Sanji a break)
words: 147
rating: PG13 (in inferring only)
Topic:Expectant
note: Hello crack. NO really.
“He’s pregnant.” Zoro looked at Chopper with a tense expression and ran his hand through his hair. “Isn’t he?”
“Um…no…er….maybe...”
“Huh? You’re not sure?”
“Usopp is a man…Didn’t you know?””
“Uh yeah, I know that.”
“Men don’t get pregnant.”
“But look at him!!” The swordsman pointed back into he room from where the doctor had just emerged. Zoro and Chopper looked into the room, where Usopp was leaning back and sleepily stroking his large belly with long tender strokes. “And you even said maybe…”
The small reindeer looked at his paws and frowned.
“It’s probably a parasite…”
“Probably?”
“Remember that creature last week…with the tentacles?”
Zoro nodded and felt his face heat up. Who could forget that incident!?
“It’s probably a parasite…but I don’t know much about the physiology of creatures like that…and pregnancy does act like a parasite.”
“So you’re saying… I am not the father?”
pairing: ZOro/Usopp (I decided to cut Sanji a break)
words: 147
rating: PG13 (in inferring only)
Topic:Expectant
note: Hello crack. NO really.
“He’s pregnant.” Zoro looked at Chopper with a tense expression and ran his hand through his hair. “Isn’t he?”
“Um…no…er….maybe...”
“Huh? You’re not sure?”
“Usopp is a man…Didn’t you know?””
“Uh yeah, I know that.”
“Men don’t get pregnant.”
“But look at him!!” The swordsman pointed back into he room from where the doctor had just emerged. Zoro and Chopper looked into the room, where Usopp was leaning back and sleepily stroking his large belly with long tender strokes. “And you even said maybe…”
The small reindeer looked at his paws and frowned.
“It’s probably a parasite…”
“Probably?”
“Remember that creature last week…with the tentacles?”
Zoro nodded and felt his face heat up. Who could forget that incident!?
“It’s probably a parasite…but I don’t know much about the physiology of creatures like that…and pregnancy does act like a parasite.”
“So you’re saying… I am not the father?”
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Date: 2008-12-12 04:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-12 09:00 am (UTC)Usopp's been tentacle-raped!
That's some good crack!
Date: 2008-12-12 04:18 pm (UTC)*giggle*
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Date: 2008-12-12 06:44 pm (UTC)Anyway, all that boring stuff to say that YOU, mean girl, made me like this drabble and *awww* on it. And Sanji, my favourite character, wasn't even there.
Bad Mishagirl, bad!
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Date: 2008-12-12 06:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-12 07:02 pm (UTC)Trust your taste and talent, this drabble was the ultimate proof!