Not gettin' any better...
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onepieceyaoi100Oh crap, I already did this... um, ok, lets just continue in that vein, then...
Title: Suck on this
Pairing: SanjixCigs... er, ZoroxSanji?
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 300 (down from an ungodly 367)
Notes: I made myself stop after the 20th edit. Meh. Kinda Sorta comes after 'Zoro did it'
The fight was going badly and he knew it, even before he hit the deck. Panting softly despite the rod at his throat, he glanced up at Gin's emotionless face. The cook knew he'd only have one chance. He just needed a distraction- a chance to slide free and strike.
An arm raised- weapon ready, and he knew it had to be now. Aiming carefully, Sanji spit his cig--lollipop?!
Gin's face screwed up in disgust as the sticky candy clung to his face- but did not hesitate in his strike. The weight came down with deadly accuracy--
The blonde surged up, gasping. A hand reflexively reached for his cigarettes, only to find their hateful replacements. Disgruntled and shaken, he shoved the offending candy in his mouth.
It had been a week now.
Sanji sucked on the latest candy stick in annoyance, absently shifting it from side to side. They needed to find a port to restock at, soon. The state of his pantry was, for once, not at the forefront of this desire. He needed cigarettes. Now.
A loud crack sounded, and the cook realized he had once again bitten clean through the current lollipop. Damn he needed nicotine.
Sighing deeply, he leaned over the hammock to spit out the remaining stick. The small bin he had been using was nearly full.
"You know, I can help you out if you need something to suck on that badly."
Turning in the dim light, he could just make out the smirk on the swordsman’s face. At this point, Sanji realized a cigarette was not the only projectile he could utilize in these cases. Eyes still closed in feigned slumber, Zoro never saw the pillow that smacked him dead in the face.
Later in dreamland, Gin also felt his nic-fitting wrath.
Wow. That rambled a lot. o_O;; Oh well. I'm out of idea's. Sorry for the suckage. -_-
To make this post at least somewhat amusing, I will share what my mind comes up with when I'm still awake at 3am. (Smoker’s is the only one I really like, though):
In the interest of editing out any further questionable content, 4Kids will also be implementing the following changes:
Ussop's nose: It's far to phallic- don't want to give kids the wrong idea. He will now have a snowman complex, and his nose will be edited to look like he is wearing a carrot on his face. Edit: After calculating the cost of orange paint versus the length of said nose, 4kids has decided to only edit the tip- making a beaklike appearance. An affinity for birds shall become apparent.
Smoker: Not only are the cigars a problem, but so is the name. He will now be 'steam man', which will explain the constant stream of 'steam' out of his mouth once the cigars are edited out. Unfortunately, he will now be retarded- which will explain why his lips never close on one side. This, however, helps the show to remain politically correct.
Ace: Studies show children are stupid. 4kids doesn’t want them trying to set themselves on fire- our profit margin would fall sharply. All scenes where the pyromaniac is on fire, or otherwise playing with fire will be edited out.
On a completely different note, anyone going to AUSA next month? I'm getting dragged out, so I figured I'd check...
Title: Suck on this
Pairing: SanjixCigs... er, ZoroxSanji?
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 300 (down from an ungodly 367)
Notes: I made myself stop after the 20th edit. Meh. Kinda Sorta comes after 'Zoro did it'
The fight was going badly and he knew it, even before he hit the deck. Panting softly despite the rod at his throat, he glanced up at Gin's emotionless face. The cook knew he'd only have one chance. He just needed a distraction- a chance to slide free and strike.
An arm raised- weapon ready, and he knew it had to be now. Aiming carefully, Sanji spit his cig--lollipop?!
Gin's face screwed up in disgust as the sticky candy clung to his face- but did not hesitate in his strike. The weight came down with deadly accuracy--
The blonde surged up, gasping. A hand reflexively reached for his cigarettes, only to find their hateful replacements. Disgruntled and shaken, he shoved the offending candy in his mouth.
It had been a week now.
Sanji sucked on the latest candy stick in annoyance, absently shifting it from side to side. They needed to find a port to restock at, soon. The state of his pantry was, for once, not at the forefront of this desire. He needed cigarettes. Now.
A loud crack sounded, and the cook realized he had once again bitten clean through the current lollipop. Damn he needed nicotine.
Sighing deeply, he leaned over the hammock to spit out the remaining stick. The small bin he had been using was nearly full.
"You know, I can help you out if you need something to suck on that badly."
Turning in the dim light, he could just make out the smirk on the swordsman’s face. At this point, Sanji realized a cigarette was not the only projectile he could utilize in these cases. Eyes still closed in feigned slumber, Zoro never saw the pillow that smacked him dead in the face.
Later in dreamland, Gin also felt his nic-fitting wrath.
Wow. That rambled a lot. o_O;; Oh well. I'm out of idea's. Sorry for the suckage. -_-
To make this post at least somewhat amusing, I will share what my mind comes up with when I'm still awake at 3am. (Smoker’s is the only one I really like, though):
In the interest of editing out any further questionable content, 4Kids will also be implementing the following changes:
Ussop's nose: It's far to phallic- don't want to give kids the wrong idea. He will now have a snowman complex, and his nose will be edited to look like he is wearing a carrot on his face. Edit: After calculating the cost of orange paint versus the length of said nose, 4kids has decided to only edit the tip- making a beaklike appearance. An affinity for birds shall become apparent.
Smoker: Not only are the cigars a problem, but so is the name. He will now be 'steam man', which will explain the constant stream of 'steam' out of his mouth once the cigars are edited out. Unfortunately, he will now be retarded- which will explain why his lips never close on one side. This, however, helps the show to remain politically correct.
Ace: Studies show children are stupid. 4kids doesn’t want them trying to set themselves on fire- our profit margin would fall sharply. All scenes where the pyromaniac is on fire, or otherwise playing with fire will be edited out.
On a completely different note, anyone going to AUSA next month? I'm getting dragged out, so I figured I'd check...
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Date: 2004-09-25 10:37 pm (UTC)Zoro has some balls to suggest that sort of thing to a guy who just bit the last thing in his mouth to pieces. XD; But hell, Sanji has an oral fixation, who can resist...
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Date: 2004-09-25 10:58 pm (UTC)*laughs* Oh, and it has been brought to my attention that the second line sounds disturbingly like something out of porn. XD
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Date: 2004-09-25 11:29 pm (UTC)Yeah, I noticed the porniness. XD; Now I want Sanji/Gin.
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Date: 2004-09-28 09:12 am (UTC)You and me both, hon, you and me both ... (been wanting it for yeeeears).
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Date: 2004-09-28 06:27 pm (UTC)I still wish I had some idea what that episode was about, tho. XD;
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Date: 2004-09-28 09:15 am (UTC)cigcandy-spitting, 4Kids' will do that fill-in-every-moment-of-silence-with-extraneous-dialogue and have him sputtering about Sanji cooties ...Way back when someone mentioned Smoker's cigars becoming sticks of jerky, I played with the idea of him being renamed, "Meat Jerker". "Steam Man" is less pr0ny, but it makes more sense. ^_^;;