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Title: Another Day of Mediocrity 
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Prompt: Expectant
Rating: G (shock~!)
Warnings: Mpreg? *shrug*
Word Count: 162
Note: First time post! WHOO HOO! I WAS drawing something along the lines of a green tiger and Sanji, but the scanner is currently inaccessible. Ch’. But either way, I’ve been wanting to post here for a while and have finally done so!

 

“… What?”

“You know what.”

“No, I don’t. Tell me.”

“If you don’t know, you shouldn’t be told.”

“… What?!”

“YOU KNOW WHAT!!!”

“…”

“…”

“Man, you’re a bitch when you’re pregnant. It’s real annoying.”

*POW!*

"Shit, what was-?!"

“Oh, and I just LOVE being pregnant with marimo offspring! Seriously, why am I always the one getting pregnant!? You already have that disgusting green thing around your belly making you look with child, so I say we take one more step and actually put one in there! That sound good to you?!”

“No, but I’d take it like a real man and not bitch and moan all the time!”

“Then I decree that after this one, YOU, bastard, shall bottom until YOU'RE fat and sweaty and…! KUJI! I SAID NO COOKIES!”

“And I said he should be allowed a cookie, IT’S ONLY ONE!”

“IT’S BEFORE DINNER!”

“YOU LET ZINA AND SANDRA HAVE COOKIES, OF COURSE KUJI’S GONNA EXPECT ONE, TOO!”

“…”

“…”

“… WHAT?!”

“YOU! KNOW! WHAT!!!!!”

(Note: All I could think of was mpreg for this prompt, but then cookies came to mind...)

Comments

[seraphinhunter.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I just LOVE being pregnant with marimo offspring! Seriously, why am I always the one getting pregnant!?

:D This is just too funny!

[popkin16]

LOL Hilarious! Wonderful! XD I could see their life just like this if they ever did have children. Poor Sanji. Poor Zoro.

Poor children, lol.

[ilostmynuts.livejournal.com]

Excellent!!! I don't like mpreg normally but this is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!! XD

[bananagod.livejournal.com]

A-HAH! I see another Zoro/Sanji Mpreg! XD

Wow, four kids already? They been busy...

[pseudo-shigure.livejournal.com]

so cute and married!!

[yume76.livejournal.com]

i've always wanted to read about mpreg. with sanji being the pregnant one. it really inspired me and i'm seriously considering writing one. *blanches* i still have to write the one i've started. *winces*. anyways this one is really funny and cute. congrats for winning. you deserve it. *grins and winks*

[oskalaboska.livejournal.com]

Personally, I hate mpreg (well, not really but I only like it in 2 fandoms one with wizards and the other has demons it it). But the idea of the two of them with children (and you know that there would be a lot of them by the way these two would go at it), is in itself hilarious.