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Title: Evergreen and Lemondrop working overtime
words:327
pairing: Sanji/Zoro
topic:holiday
rating: pg13

Being a shitty elf, is as expected…a crap job.

Damn shitty captain…Maybe if the idiot wasn’t so damn jolly or didn’t wear red or hadn’t deflected the projectile candy canes of Nopole Island defense system with his balloon thing he wouldn’t have caught the old mans attention. That of course lead to the strawhats trying to convince a strange cast of characters that Luffy was not cut out to be an apprentice Santa…and no they didn’t approve of Chopper eating the ‘magic oats’ to ‘fly’.

And with some forceful persuasion all parties were convinced.

But apparently a lot of the things that had been smashed in the brawl were in fact toys for orphan kids.

Sanji adjusted his green and red embellished had from slipping over his eye and winced as the bell on the end jingled merrily.

The very first thing they do in endentured elf slavery is give you embaressing ass clothing. No…actually that is wrong. The FIRST thing they do is change your name to something they deem more appropriate.

That’s how he had come to work on gingerbread house after gingerbread house with the idiot Evergreen assisting with the heavy bags of sugar and flour…and the massive strength needed to stir the huge vats instead of wrapping duty with his lovely Ginger-swan and SugarPlum-chan.

“Oi, Damn LemonDrop…anything else you need?”

The blond looked and did a double take…maybe he shouldn’t have been trying to ignore Evergreen while focusing on the forced labor. How long had he missed out on looking at this?

Apparently the uniform given to his assistant was a size or two too small and clung to areas now begging to be stared at. That fact he looked so good in green certainly didn’t help.

They would be working together for hours uninterrupted…and the elves didn’t know just how efficient he was at sugary architecture…how easy it would be to catch up.

Okay…maybe being an elf isn’t too bad after all.