onepieceyaoi100 | Fic: Holiday Island

Title: Holiday ~~Crack~~ Island
Rating: PG-13 (language), and a little crack
Word Count: 300
Pairing: slight ZoSan
Topic: Holiday

“Welcome to Holiday Island!” the greeter called out as the Straw Hats stepped through the gates of the island’s main city entrance.

“Awesome! A holiday island!” Luffy called out.

“Yes sir! Any kind of holiday you want, we celebrate here,” the greeter, Narr Ator, said as Usopp read the nametag on the man’s vest. Standing next to Luffy’s whose eyes had become star struck, Usopp felt the holiday cheer start to build up.

“Do you have Christmas?” Luffy said, as both shook with excitement soon joined by Chopper at the word Christmas.

“Of course. That holiday is celebrated just over there,” Narr Ator said pointing to a gate that was covered in snow with candy canes and gum drops; over head the sight of what looked like a flying sled being pulled by reindeer-like animals could be spotted. The trio immediately shot off in that direction.

“I wonder if I could get some free gifts or berries over there,” Nami asked her eyes lighting up at the thought of the gifts people could be willing to give her in such a land. The navigator was soon off following the others as Narr Ator smiled and turned back to the others.

“Are you looking for any holiday in particular, swordsman?” Narr Ator asked, watching as Zoro glanced around the area disinterested. Crossing his arms over his chest, Zoro let out a breath.

“Not unless you have a holiday for ‘idiot cook needs to shut the hell up and let’s fuck’,” Zoro said, ignoring the insults Sanji was yelling from behind him.

“Indeed we do; just to your right. I’m sure you can find a cook there to celebrate with,” Narr Ator explained watching as Zoro’s face went blank before a smirk stretched over his face.

“No need; I brought my own.”