onepieceyaoi100 | Last minute entry!

Title: Swordsmans Look
Word Count: 299
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji/Mihawk
Rating: G
Topic: Mismatch(ed)
Notes: Bad humor, again? I think Sanji/Mihawk interaction would be pretty amusing, so that’s my silly attempt. As always, nothing is mine but the grammar mistakes. And I’m drowsy so they could be more than usual.

“You are mismatched! It will be an anti-esthetic show!” Show? He can’t be that retard.

“It’s not a show, shitty cook. We’re not doing this for fun.”

“I know. It’s the most important day of your life.” Maybe he’s not so thick.

“Yes, it is, you idiot.”

“So you need proper garments for the occurrence.” Geeeeez. He is!

“No, I don’t. I’m not wearing that feather thing, nor a fucking cloak or those damned tight trousers.”

“Neanderthal-Marimo.” Has he just given up?

“Roronoa. Are you ready?” I’m gonna win.

“I’m-“

“Aw, Mihawk -sama! You’re more stylish than ever!” Shit. It’s. So. Embarrassing. Has the cook just made a fool of himself in front of the greatest - not for much longer- swordsman of the world?

The fearsome man looked intently at them, -He’s so going to deflate the idiot- then smiled and winked at the wooing blond.

And Zoro woke up with a start. He blinked furiously, finally recognizing the Thousand Sunny deck, where he had fallen asleep.

“Bad dream, swordsman-san?”

He stared blankly at the kind features of the archeologist, who was looking at him in what could almost be read as concern.

“You’re going to win. We all believe in you.”

Not waiting for a reply, the older woman smiled knowingly and headed for the crow nest, for her watch.

Che. The night before his crucial fight and he dreamt about clothes style mismatching. Zoro didn’t know if he should be grateful for the slight break the prissy cook had unawarely given to his turmoil or go find him and kick his ass straightaway.

His determination though, reached, if possible, a higher peak.

He had to make sure none of those fucking things came true and sure as hell he was never going shopping with Sanji again.