onepieceyaoi100 | a little bit late song post

Topic: Song
Title: The great never-ending stories collection of my journey on the sea.

Author: Captain Usopp-sama

Pairing: SanjixMe if you squint it a little

Warning: PG

Words Count: -300 (NO BETA)
Disclaimer: There's this fellow warrior that brave enough to spread my story across the world, his name Oda-chi. I salute him and we welcome him in the land of the giant.

O, every fans of Soge-king a.k.a me

Let me tell you a bedtime story

About a legendary warrior of the sea

Who sneaking around onepieceyaoi100 community

Who now want to say he’s sorry

Because this is just another only

A series case of Punk-D

And there’s really no entry

That you need to see

(Oh no!, my precious going merry

She’ll kill me!

If she knows I still did this april fool’s thingy T_T…)

O, every fans of Captain Usopp-sama the invention explorer

The warrior now in here not as a drabble poster

Instead there’s a riddle you need to answer

While as you leave this fake post probably with anger

Would you mind take a time to remember

Who is the residence great liar?

Who is the best sling-shooter ever?

Can you mention the name of his father?

Can you draw his jolly roger?

*Insert in the background: Sanji: “Long-Nose! Shut-up and quit with the song, shitty-bastard! Get your ass over here and eat the damn birthday cake, will you?!”*

(Oh yes!, my precious crew fighter

Here’s come your amazing marksman and carpenter

Stay with me and I’ll protect you forever!...)

PS: it’s ok to post this since some country still in it’s april first, right? since it's kinda hard to tell here on the sea...