Minuteman

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

Title: Minuteman
Rating: PG-13?
Word Count: 213
Pairing: Zoro x Sanji
Topic: Sixty Seconds
Notes: I'm not sure if this entirely makes sense because I had to shorten it a great deal and now I don't know what to think. It was funny to me when it started out but then I kept having to change everything around so I apologize in advance if this is confusing in any way. Word restrictions are killer and that's why I don't post here often.



Sanji watched as the man above him suddenly halted his rhythmic movements. He felt the wet pulse inside him telling him that Zoro had come and then a heavy weight settled atop of him as the larger man flopped down without much grace. Sanji glared down at the green head now resting on his chest.

"That's it? Are you kidding me?!"

"Shut up, asshole. M'tired." Zoro grunted defensively and then started to snore loudly into Sanji's chest.

"And drunk." Sanji thought, catching a whiff of alcohol emanating from the man.

The cook raised a leg to kick Zoro in his idiotic marimo head but the sudden brush of his neglected groin against the mans washboard abs caused him to hiss needily. Sanji pushed the sleeping asshole off of him and went to the bathroom to finish himself off, rather pissed at the swordsman for not taking care of it for him. He wasn't completely disappointed though. This little incident gave him some new insult material to work with. There was no way Zoro would be able to top this...


The next morning at breakfast after refilling the girls' cups with coffee Sanji walked over to Zoro and gestured to the mans cup with the pot in his hand. Smirking, he asked "More coffee, Minuteman?"

Zoro choked on his eggs.

Comments

[shaolinqueen.livejournal.com]

I love it!
Hilarious XD

Poor Sanji, smart use of the material though XD

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

lol Thanks! Minuteman was the first thing I thought of when I read the prompt and I just wanted to work it in somewhere but I cut so much out that I wasn't sure if it even made sense anymore.

[krn-shadow183.livejournal.com]

HAHA

it's unusual, since usually zoro is the one with the horribly insane endurance. nice.

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Zoro just needed to be knocked down a few notches I guess. Sanji just fails far too much so Zoro needed a little lesson I think.

[theotherdenise.livejournal.com]

Lol "minuteman" was the first thing I thought of when I saw the prompt (what does that say about my mind, eh?) but you made it much funnier than I ever could XD

It's always nice to see a scenario where Sanji isn't the one failing, too!

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

lol Thanks! Me and ends_of_time were discussing how much Sanji just fails at life and I decided we needed a little more on Zoro's end.

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Totally.

[slaughterchichi.livejournal.com]

Oh God LOL XDDD

[tshapo-chi.livejournal.com]

my kids looked at me like i was crazy because i just started giggling and couldn't stop when i read this... i'm still giggling.

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reading!

lol I don't have children yet but I know how you feel. Sometimes I just can't hold back my laughter while reading some ff's and I always get the weirdest looks.

[aliquot.livejournal.com]

A+++++++++++

[devlinnreiko.livejournal.com]

LOL! I had this idea in mind, except mine would have been a lot short. Very nice. Enjoyed it plenty!

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

lol I was worried a ton of people would do it so I was a little apprehensive about writing it but I'm glad I did. Thanks for reading!

[seraphinhunter.livejournal.com]

!!!
How did I manage to miss this? *stabs RL*
I <3 how Sanji is making fun of Zoro. Poor Zoro, though. He's always so much in control and then he fails because of the stupid cook XD

<333333333333

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

lol Zoro just doesn't fail enough and as much as I love him I just wanted some humor at his expense.

P.S. I just started watching Hetalia and I can't stop laughing! Germany is so awesome!

[seraphinhunter.livejournal.com]

HEE! I haven't really watched Hetalia, but I've watched the very first episode and IT WAS SO HILARIOUS WHEN GERMANY TOLD THE OTHERS SO SHUT UP and then Italy screams PASTA. SO FUCKING FUNNY. How does Germany act in the series? Is he really strict and grumpy?

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

I know! Italy is so retarded but it's cute. Germany is very militant and strict but it's cute because he gets so pissed at Italy but he still keeps him around. I laughed so hard at the first episode because America just sucked. He's all "This is my opinion and no one can disagree". And then Britain did and France decided to be an asshole which reminded me of my high school french teacher.

[seraphinhunter.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! Oh man, I really need to watch Hetalia. Where do you watch it? Do you download it?

America just sucked. He's all "This is my opinion and no one can disagree". And then Britain did and France decided to be an asshole

No offense against any of these countries, but most Europeans were annoyed by Bush's arrogant behaviour. So loads of people think that America always wants to be right. Britain is something like a lapdog of America. Again, that's mostly because of the recent wars. And yeah, Germany and France... wow, tough history. France and Germany fought over some parts of Germany that now belong to France, so France used to be the "hereditary enemy" of Germany. There's even a word for it in German that is only used to this: It's "Erbfeind". I must confess that I'm not really fond of French people either, because every Frenchman that I ever met was arrogant and snobby :/
And of course, Germany always seems to be really strict and militant, though it isn't really militant anymore. Most people tend to be rather strict.
Oh, and Germany/Italy (HEE!). Yeah, Italy and Germany used to work together during WWII. I don't get why so many people hate Hetalis. I think it's hilarious.

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean the portrayal sucks (I actually agreed with the way we were personified) I was just saying that America in general sucks. I know I shouldn't say this but I hate this country so much. We have absolutely no original culture to call our own and the economy is terrible.

I don't blame the world for hating us. Bush ruined everything. It kind of sucks that England is the only country that has been helping is with the Middle East thing but we shouldn't even be over there in the first place. Why we get so involved in world affairs when we don't even have our own country's affairs sorted out is beyond me.

I don't think very many people like the French. My experience when I went over there this summer was poor at best. They seem very hostile and they weren't very welcoming at all. They were all pissed at me because I couldn't speak very well. I hate when people expect you to perfect their language just because you're in their country. A lot of Americans are like that, always saying "Make English America's official language" but I just think it shouldn't matter. You can't own the world and you have no right to force someone to learn something just because they're foreign. Besides, America is like the least bilingual country in the world and more foreign people learn English at a young age whereas here you don't really have the option of a second language until college.

I wish it was longer. I've been reading the manga a lot. I'm totally shipping Germany/Italy because it's just so funny. I didn't even know people hated Hetalia. It's funny and everyone's gotta make fun of themselves once in a while.