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onepieceyaoi100Title: The Play's the thing...
Rating: G as always
Word Count: 298 (Whoot)
Pairing: Zo/San
"Marimo, marimo, wherefore art thou, Marimo?"
"Don't call me marimo."
Sanji grinned.
"What is a marimo?
It is neither hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor eye,
Nor any other limb.
It is but a name.
What's in a name?
that which we call Zoro
By any other word would still smell like feet."
Zoro opened an eye and growled.
"Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool,
I took you for better!
Take thy fortune, shit-head.
Thou find'st to be too busy is some danger."
Here, the cook extended a hand to point an accusing finger at Zoro.
"What have I done, that thou dar'st wag thy tongue so rudely against me?"
Zoro stood. " A pox on your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, uncharitable dog!'
"Hang, cur! Hang, you bastard, insolent noise-maker!" Sanji replied.
"En guarde!'
"Have at you!"
*pause*
"Yeah, run, bastard!'
"Try catching me, loser!"
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Robin watched as Zoro chased Sanji around the deck.
"Honestly, Robin, you shouldn't have given them that book of Shakespeare!" sighed Nami next to her.
Robin giggled quietly to herself as Sanji evaded Zoro with a cry of, "Avast, dog!"
She leaned over the railing where she and Nami were sunbathing.
"Godspeed, Swordsman-san! You'll never catch him at that rate!"
Lol. Appreciate me. i had to sift through a 3000 page book to find this stuff.
Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet, The Tempest, Hamlet.
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Date: 2009-04-26 06:00 am (UTC)<3
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Date: 2009-04-26 06:02 am (UTC)Thank you! You're nice! X3
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Date: 2009-04-27 11:07 am (UTC)Thanks!
I HEART YOUR ICON. It makes me think of dogs sniffing butts.
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Date: 2009-04-27 10:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-28 10:13 am (UTC)Fox!Sanji and tiger!Zoro have always been adorable to me.
What is he really doing, though? Is he actually eating Sanji's tail or something? XD
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Date: 2009-04-28 01:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-29 09:19 am (UTC)Oh, and I just noticed Zoro's little pink cheeks X3
COOKIE EARS!!!
AND NO FINGERS!no subject
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Date: 2009-04-27 11:10 am (UTC)Makes me think of one Piece Marchen time! Zoro looked so pretty *cries*
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Date: 2009-04-27 12:03 pm (UTC)*Adds to memories*
♥
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Date: 2009-04-28 07:39 pm (UTC)Srsly, this is brilliant.
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Date: 2009-04-29 09:20 am (UTC)YES, DAMN ME. DAMN ME TO HECK. C:
Thank you! XD
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Date: 2009-04-30 02:03 am (UTC)Thank you. That was so amusing, you've no idea. Or maybe you do. XDDD
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Date: 2009-04-30 11:06 am (UTC)Thank you! ♥