onepieceyaoi100 | ANNOUNCEMENT: MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY

...and I got her an iPod. :)

Moving on.

THIS SHYTE IS POINTLESS>

"Yohohoho~! Good evening, everybody! You're listening to G-Line fm, and this is DJ Bones polluting your airways! Tonight, I'm being joined
by a very special guest, DJ Marimo! So what brings you here, DJ Marimo?"

"I got lost."

"Yohoho! That's funny!"

"No, I'm serious. My shift doesn't start for another two hours. I was trying to find the employee lounge but ended up here instead."

"Well, what a happy accident, eh? For those of you who don't know, tonight we're having an hour specially for your dedications!"

"That's right! Just contact us by either text message, phone or email and we'll read out your dedication, ON AIR!"

"YOHOHO~! Isn't that exciting?"

"Well, hello, we've got our first email of the night!"

"Yohoho! What does it say?"

"It's from a 'Mr. SnipeKing' dedicated to Kaya. He wants to thank her for being a close childhood frind of his. He says he misses her dearly, and once he reaches his dream of becoming a horror film director, he'll come back to see her immediately."

"A horror film director? Wonderful!"

"Yes, and he also wishes her luck with her studies. She's studying to become a doctor, how 'bout that?"

"How sweet! What song does he want us to play for her?"

"Hey There Delilah, by the Plain White Tee's."

"Well I hope you're listening, Miss Kaya. This is for you."

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"Don't you just love the Plain White Tee's?"

"Yoho, they come up with the sweetest love songs. We've got a caller!"

"We do?"

"Yes! Hi, caller, tell us your name!"

"Shishishi! I'm Luffy, but my fake name is Mugiwara because I don't want anyone to know who I am! Shishishi!"

"...okay, and what's your dedication?"

"I don't have one! I just wanted to say I think DJ Marimo is really hot!"

"What?"

"What?"

"Have you even seen me before?"

"Nope, but I can tell from your voice."

"...well thank you, Lu-I mean, Mugiwara."

"No problem! Oh, and DJ Bones is cool! Bye!"

"Well, that was interesting. We have a text message request here from a Mr.Prince."

"What a sappy name."

"Oh, don't be so glum. it's dedicated to 'his Tangerine Princess.' "

"Pffft. what's it say?"

" "My dearest, I just want t remind you that I will always be here to cook for you and love you and worship you like the princess you are. Love, Mr. Prince.' "

"Sap."

"The song he wants us to play is 'I Love You Anyway' by Boyzone."

"Sap."

"Enjoy!"

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"Okay, we've got another text message, this one is from a little guy called Chopper."

"Yoho! Little?"

"He's fifteen. He wants to say hi to his History teacher Miss Robin."

"Oo la la~! Do I detect a hint of a crush?"

"Don't be ridiculous, dummy. He wants to say thanks for giving him extra help when he started falling behind."

"Yohoho~! And a song request from Franky!"

"Read it out, then."

" ' Hello, my supah aniki in Galley-La! And that means you too, Iceburg.Just wanted to say hi and tell you that I'm doing fine! I still remember how we all used to dance to this song. Brings back fond memories of a pretty SUPAH past. I hope you guys are listening. I really love this song. Peace out.Franky.' "

"I'm curious to know what this song is!"

"Well, it's one of the most popular group dance songs of all time! It's Michael Jackson's THRILLER!"

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"Hey, you remember that Mr.Prince guy who gave a shout out to his Tangerine Princess?"

"What about him?"

"Tangerine Princess replied! 'You know it'll never happen. For the good of all mankind, stop trying. Love, Tangerine.' "

"...ouch."

"I think you'll get it when you see what song she wants us to play for Mr. Prince. Britney Spears. Womanizer. Only on G-Line fm."

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"Well that was QUICK, yoho~!"

"What's up?"

"Mr. Prince has another dedication!"

"What's it say this time?"

"Nothing, just a song. By Fallout Boy."

"Which One?"

"...'I Don't Care.' "

"...persistant fella."

"I think so too."

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"Interesting night, isn't it? You'll never guess who's on the phone now."

"Lemme guess...Tangerine Princess?"

"Yoho~! That's right! Hello, Miss Tangerine!"

"Hello."

"Why did you call us this evening? Something to say to this Mr. Prince?"

"He seems quite infatuated by you."

"I know. I can't get him to stop, unfortunately."

"Hang on, we've got another caller."

"TANGERINE-SWAAAAAAN~!!"

"Oh dear God."

"Tangerine-swan! Why don't you believe I love you?"

"Because you say that to eveybody, moron."

"No, I don't-!"

"Liar."

"TANGERINE-SWAN~"

"Sanji, you know it won't happen. Just stop trying."

"But I love you, Nami-swan~!"

"Go away.''

"Nami-swan~"

"GO AWAY."

"Nami-swan?"

"*sigh* Idiot."

"Heehee!"

"ANNOYING SWIRLY. I'm leaving."

"You're leaving me?"

"Im tired. And I've had enough of you. Goodnight, Sanji-kun."

"GOODNIGHT NAMI-SWAN. MAY YOU DREAM OF MONEY AND TANGERINES AND MEEE~!"

" *beep beep*"

"Nami-swan?"

"She hung up, dude."

"Damn."

"Yoho! Don't lose heart, at least-"

" *beep beep* "

"...what just happened?"

"...he hung up."