Separation Anxiety
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Separation Anxiety
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: ZoSan (I remembered this time! go me!)
Wordcount: 300
He didn't realize how much he would miss them until they were gone. He had been this alone before, but that had been a while ago; it wasn't until he was walking back to the ship that it fully hit him, how accustomed he had become to their presence. Their weight at his hip, the scabbards' polished lacquer...with only Wadou Ichimonji he felt naked.
And in no mood for company. Especially a smirking cook who fell into stride beside him to remark, too cheerfully, "Wrong way, the local bar's behind you."
"Fuck off."
Sanji removed his arm from around Zoro's shoulders, but the smirk remained. "And I was going to pay, too." He paused. "Hmm, don't you usually have three swords?"
"They're at the blacksmith's. Getting sharpened."
"Oh-h-h. Missing your boys?" Sanji shrugged. "Well, there's no one to fight on an island this small anyway."
Almost no one, Zoro reminded him, with a roundhouse kick swift enough to trip his crewmate. Sanji cursed and clutched at him, tumbling them both into the ditch beside the dirt road. Before the blond could scramble up Zoro grabbed his leg, broad hand spanning his thigh, forcing him down as he growled, "How'd you feel without your weapons?"
"Touchy," Sanji breathed. "But you still have a sword, right?" He slipped his fingers around Wadou's hilt, began to slide the katana from its sheath. Zoro clapped his other hand over Sanji's.
The blond bastard didn't even try to squirm free. "How long before you get your others back?"
Zoro glared down at his face, those teasing lips and half-lidded eyes. "A couple hours."
"Well," Sanji said, "if you need three swords that badly..." and he curved his free hand around Zoro's skull to draw his head down, "until then, how about you borrow mine?"
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: ZoSan (I remembered this time! go me!)
Wordcount: 300
He didn't realize how much he would miss them until they were gone. He had been this alone before, but that had been a while ago; it wasn't until he was walking back to the ship that it fully hit him, how accustomed he had become to their presence. Their weight at his hip, the scabbards' polished lacquer...with only Wadou Ichimonji he felt naked.
And in no mood for company. Especially a smirking cook who fell into stride beside him to remark, too cheerfully, "Wrong way, the local bar's behind you."
"Fuck off."
Sanji removed his arm from around Zoro's shoulders, but the smirk remained. "And I was going to pay, too." He paused. "Hmm, don't you usually have three swords?"
"They're at the blacksmith's. Getting sharpened."
"Oh-h-h. Missing your boys?" Sanji shrugged. "Well, there's no one to fight on an island this small anyway."
Almost no one, Zoro reminded him, with a roundhouse kick swift enough to trip his crewmate. Sanji cursed and clutched at him, tumbling them both into the ditch beside the dirt road. Before the blond could scramble up Zoro grabbed his leg, broad hand spanning his thigh, forcing him down as he growled, "How'd you feel without your weapons?"
"Touchy," Sanji breathed. "But you still have a sword, right?" He slipped his fingers around Wadou's hilt, began to slide the katana from its sheath. Zoro clapped his other hand over Sanji's.
The blond bastard didn't even try to squirm free. "How long before you get your others back?"
Zoro glared down at his face, those teasing lips and half-lidded eyes. "A couple hours."
"Well," Sanji said, "if you need three swords that badly..." and he curved his free hand around Zoro's skull to draw his head down, "until then, how about you borrow mine?"
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Date: 2004-10-21 08:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-21 08:42 pm (UTC)Go you. That was hot (& most amusing). ^______^
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Date: 2004-10-21 09:35 pm (UTC)That was... Very nice. ^_^
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Date: 2004-10-21 09:38 pm (UTC)I was also going to say, I liked the topic diversion in the first lines. You seriously had me thinking it was Ussop for a minute. I sure as hell didn't expect inanimate (for the moment) objects (however cursed one may be...). That was great~ ^_~
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Date: 2004-10-22 02:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-21 11:10 pm (UTC)I love Zoro's insecurities and Sanji's teasing. Touching The Sword is obviously just asking for rough sex. So, when do we get that, huh? Huh?
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Date: 2004-10-22 02:10 am (UTC)...and I am also 3. blatant phallic innuendo will never stop being funny.
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Date: 2004-10-22 02:57 am (UTC)Hey! Where's the smut? You can't get away with just that! >D
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Date: 2004-10-22 07:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-22 12:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-24 03:06 am (UTC)re: Seperation Anxiety
Date: 2004-10-27 11:55 am (UTC)And the ending is superb. Lovely job.
-k.
p.s. I am 5 years old. Swords. *snicker* I was thinking it long before Sanji said it. *dies8
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Date: 2009-01-16 11:08 am (UTC)