A Puzzlement
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onepieceyaoi100Title: A Puzzlement
Wordcount: 125
Rating: PG-13?
Pairing: ZoSan
Really, it's a mystery to him, why Zoro insists. True, an hour past midnight is the darkest, quietest hour on the ship, but it's not like it stays quiet in the kitchen (or crow's nest, or bilges, or....) And even if their crewmates would mind, which they wouldn't, it's not like Zoro ever notices what anyone thinks, much less cares.
Besides, that private darkness brings its own troubles.
"Oh...ah...mm...Zo--ZORO! Wait! What bottle is that? I told you, top shelf, behind the flour! Not that oil! That's the hot pepper oil! --No, not that either, that's my best virgin olive oil! Geeze, if you want something done... You bend over the table, I'll handle this!"
One of these nights Sanji will figure it out.
Wordcount: 125
Rating: PG-13?
Pairing: ZoSan
Really, it's a mystery to him, why Zoro insists. True, an hour past midnight is the darkest, quietest hour on the ship, but it's not like it stays quiet in the kitchen (or crow's nest, or bilges, or....) And even if their crewmates would mind, which they wouldn't, it's not like Zoro ever notices what anyone thinks, much less cares.
Besides, that private darkness brings its own troubles.
"Oh...ah...mm...Zo--ZORO! Wait! What bottle is that? I told you, top shelf, behind the flour! Not that oil! That's the hot pepper oil! --No, not that either, that's my best virgin olive oil! Geeze, if you want something done... You bend over the table, I'll handle this!"
One of these nights Sanji will figure it out.
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Date: 2004-11-08 08:05 pm (UTC)I'm going with Bluepard. Zoro is a Secret Uke Man. He's totally Luffy's bitch too... although EVERYONE is Luffy's bitch if you ask me... The only one who fights THAT urge is Usopp, hence their recent fight. I'm going with Bialy's discovery that the whole Water 7 spat is a lover's quarrel. "I WILL NOT BE UKE ANYMORE!" She also said that "captain" is slang for "seme", thus the insistance of Captain Usopp. Uh huh.
Anyway. AWESOME. I love Sanji around his cookingwares...
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Date: 2004-11-08 10:27 pm (UTC)(And you make Seme!Sanji sound, oh so alluring. ^_~ )
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Date: 2004-11-10 07:43 pm (UTC)And that's cuz he IS alluring.
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Date: 2004-11-10 01:48 pm (UTC)Uke!Zoro in my djs scares me, 'cuz of all the tears. But in truth, oh yeah. Because he wouldn't have to do anything, Sanji would do all the work, while he can just lie there and...er...nap. ...you just know he would.
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Date: 2004-11-09 03:29 am (UTC)Hot pepper oil? Owee. ^_^;
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