They Never Learn
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onepieceyaoi100Rating: PG
Word Count: 288
Pairing: I just realized I haven't written them before (!) so UsoSan.
It was dark and cold, the sort of cold that suggests even the stars and the moon are hiding under their midnight blankets. The boys' room was full of snores and rumbles, and he closed the door on them, just so. There should have been at least the lap of waves or cries of night birds, but he couldn't hear it over the buzz in his ears. He waited for his eyes to adjust and then made his way to his target. He hardly needed his sight to find it, and he located the doorknob by feel.
Remember to pull up as you swing it open, lest it squeak. Transfer your grip to the inner knob--a slight jiggly noise--and carefully ease it back into place.
There. Now, hug the walls...
"Usopp."
He froze, sweating, one leg in the air. He could still run. Sanji had no proof it was him.
"Luffy would've crashed right through the door."
Dammit.
A match flickered into life, cupped between silhouetted hands just long enough for it to flicker ominously in his eyes. Then it was gone, leaving dots in Usopp's vision, floating amidst the smoke. Before he could blink them away to find Sanji, he could feel him.
"If you're having trouble sleeping, I can think of some things to occupy you..."
Sanji's lips pressed against his in the dark, warm and spiced and addictive. His back pressed against the door, his front against ... something else.
He really ought to have learned by now not to venture into the lion's den. He hoped, at least, that Luffy had learned how to knock. But no bets--they both seemed quite happy to make these same mistakes, over and over again.
Word Count: 288
Pairing: I just realized I haven't written them before (!) so UsoSan.
It was dark and cold, the sort of cold that suggests even the stars and the moon are hiding under their midnight blankets. The boys' room was full of snores and rumbles, and he closed the door on them, just so. There should have been at least the lap of waves or cries of night birds, but he couldn't hear it over the buzz in his ears. He waited for his eyes to adjust and then made his way to his target. He hardly needed his sight to find it, and he located the doorknob by feel.
Remember to pull up as you swing it open, lest it squeak. Transfer your grip to the inner knob--a slight jiggly noise--and carefully ease it back into place.
There. Now, hug the walls...
"Usopp."
He froze, sweating, one leg in the air. He could still run. Sanji had no proof it was him.
"Luffy would've crashed right through the door."
Dammit.
A match flickered into life, cupped between silhouetted hands just long enough for it to flicker ominously in his eyes. Then it was gone, leaving dots in Usopp's vision, floating amidst the smoke. Before he could blink them away to find Sanji, he could feel him.
"If you're having trouble sleeping, I can think of some things to occupy you..."
Sanji's lips pressed against his in the dark, warm and spiced and addictive. His back pressed against the door, his front against ... something else.
He really ought to have learned by now not to venture into the lion's den. He hoped, at least, that Luffy had learned how to knock. But no bets--they both seemed quite happy to make these same mistakes, over and over again.
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