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TITLE: A DAY ON THE NUDE BEACH WITH A PERVERTED SKELETON
TOPIC: Naked beach
AUTHOR: mr_redrum
PAIRING: None, it's only about Brook's lovely habit...
WARNING: PG
WORD COUNT: 174
NOTES: My very much thank you for my wonderful beta-er kakairupowns-san for the beta. Thank you.

“Why on earth is everyone on this beach looking at us?!” Nami clenched her fists, rather annoyed that their little group had already attracted so much attention at the naked beach where they were spending some of their vacation.

“They must be gaping at the beauty of you and Robin-chwan, Nami-swannn!” Sanji cooed at her before changing his tune to mock the rest of the crew. “Or they are probably too amused at a rubber man, Pinocchio, tanuki, tin-man, and a cactus…”

“Shut up, question mark! You’re just a weird as we are, bastard. Besides, they aren’t looking at us anyway. They’re all looking at that!” Zoro pointed to one of their nakama who was dancing along the beach, shouting at all of the naked girls.

“MAY I SEE YOUR PANTIES? AH! YOU AREN”T WEARING PANTIES AT ALL! SOMEHOW, YOU’VE CAUSED ME TO EJACULATE, THOUGH YOU CAN SEE I DON’T HAVE A PENIS! YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!”

“… How about we bury that shitty-skeleton beneath the sand right now?"...

Comments

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

THAT WAS HILARIOUS and SO ON THE MARK!

HILARIOUS...

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

hey,mishagirl-san ^_^...thank you again for already reading!.and again,I really sorry for my late reply...take care,'kay!...

[reflecttheother.livejournal.com]

SKULL JOKE!!!!

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

hey,reflecttheother-san ^_^...thank you for already reading!...and I really sorry for my late reply...*brook bowing his skull head to you to said his thank you!*...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*Inhales lunch* BROOK... FTW!

OH, SHIT! LMAO!

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

hellooo,moe81-san ^_^...thank you again for already reading!...I really appreciate it,and I hope your sinus is alright since you already inhales your lunch...hahaha...again,I really thank you for already reading,moe-swan...thank you!...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I always look forward to seeing anything from you. You're so damn witty with your writing. When I open up the community and see your name, it makes me happy in my pants and I bounce and squibble.

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[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

"Invisible ejaculations"... Now I have seen or rather read it all! lol

Gods, just the image of Brooke on the beach! WAhahhaha! Actually he maybe the only one EVER in the whole entire history of man (and pirates) to take the nude theme to the absolute... what with wearing no flesh either. ;) Hmm... Flasher! lol

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[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

hello,horusguard76-san ^_^... thank you for already reading and I really sorry for my late reply...and I think this is the first time we have a conversation. I really appreciate it...I saw you sometimes,you have the wise that you always use it to giving support to everyone else around lj world...you are a great persona indeed...and its an honor that you here,reading my entry...thank you!...

*and brook also bowing his skull head to said his thank you for already reading,horusguard76-san...and yes,I'm pretty much agree with what you said about brook as the one and only who take the nude theme to the absolute...and I said,it's not his body too,but also his basic personality.he didn't wear any mask...he's kinda "nude" in his personality too,since he just really already comfortable with his being as a skeleton and said it out loud every time as his famous SKULL JOKE!...gotta love that shitty skeleton,indeed...

again,thank you for reading!...

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[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

You know, you made an excellent point there about Brook being always free and figuratively "nude" in the expressions of his emotions.

Of course he is still a very "new" member of the crew but so far I haven't seen him censoring himself or plotting behind backs. Maybe that is because he "died" already? Additionally he has seen a lot, experienced a lot and thus he doesn't need to "prove" himself like the rest of the crew since his life is kinda "complete" already. (except for going back to that whale, but that is not something of a test/vision but rather visiting a friend).

But anything he will experience now at the side of the crazy Straw Hats feels like a huge bonus round (in the game called "Life")! Maybe that is why I get the impression that he is heartfelt grateful for anything in his life now... Not unlike a Zen-monk... Brook was dead and now he is "empty" enough to accept every new moment of Life as a gift. (exactly what Life is, but living humans are so distracted by their dreams/desires/past/present that they rarely manage to perceive Life as a gift.) Jesus, look at me... I am philosophizing on Brook! lol

Wow, I have never really thought about those things. Thank you. I adore Brook despite him still being the "new guy" but damn when he cut down that spider general beasty, I have sat there deeply impressed. (and rare for me: almost silent too) :)

Ohh and please, no more compliments to my person.... wahhaa... me blushy now. Thankies. :) I have noticed you too! Yup. First because you write sooooo freaking much - in the time you write ten brilliant stories I kinda jut down one poor sentence; it's like giving birth for me... it takes aaaaaaaages. And then you have that great talent to draw a WHOLE situation with just a few sentences. Gods, how I envie your style. (in a good way!)

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[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

hello,horusguard76-san ^_^...I really sorry for my late reply.I just got back from my hometown...anyway,yeah,I think I kinda agree with the way how you describe brook...I like that...I think it's you the one whose have a very insightful thought about brook and the other one piece character,here...ps:no,I'm not write that much already...there's a lots of much more good writer in this fandom and in onepieceyaoi.comm whose wrote much more than me.I'm sure you noticed that too.and about my talent,I think all of the peoples in this fandom(including you),through fic,drabble,comment,essay,crack conversation and fan art have a great talent to draw a whole situation with just a few sentences...I mean,you just explained to me the whole situation about brook's personality perfectly at your comment,horusguard76-san...so,thank you again for reading.and I really sorry for my late reply...

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[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Ahh, don't be sorry. We ALL have real lives and that should always come before anything else. :)

Thank you for your kind words. I never really see my own talent. But in regard to writing short fics, Lyingfiend pointed out a great exercise to me how to learn to write a story within just one sentence - the "1sentence community"! I have already claimed my pairing and am happily dabbling already. You should try as well, it's fun! They have 5 different 50words tables to pick from. :)

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[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

hey ^_^...thank you for the recommendation at the community...I've been kinda lefted out all the development in the fandom.so,I really appreciate you for the recommendation...I'll try to take a look later...but,right at the moment,I still have to finished all of the continuation of my fics first...I kinda been abandoned it all lately...and if I check out that community right now,I might shifted my attention again...sorry...but I will check it out...have you write in there too?...because I would love to reading it...

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[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Sure, take your time Previous engagements should be finished first...because to be honest? Those 50 sentences were really hard. Harder than writing a fic. lol

I have finished mine but my beta still has to approve them. (I have the slight suspicion that some sentences are technically not one sentence anymore but several.) lol But it's a great feeling to accomplish a challenge.

Sure, I will post them at the 1sentence community and at the Shuuhei/Kensei community. *happy*

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[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

hey,73737-san for already reading!...and I really sorry for my late reply...and of course thank you too for already memorizing it...I really really appreciate it...thank you and take care,dear ^_^...

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

SENSEI.
I AM CALLING YOU SENSEI.
YOU'RE STILL MY CABIN BOY THOUGH.

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

SENSEI.
I AM CALLING YOU SENSEI.
I'M STILL YOUR CABIN BOY THOUGH...


ps: thank you for already reading,my lady mihawk-swannn ^_^...sorry for my late reply though...

[anna-q.livejournal.com]

...another great piece of work...
bravo m'dear..

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

...and I'm bowing my head to you to said my thank you for already reading and I really sorry for my late reply,ichihara-swaannnnnn....ps:bravo to you too for your lady mihawk pic...damn...I said that was so sexy as hell!...the real cold mihawk might be a little bit felt the hotness too if being face up with the image of lady mihawk that you already draw...and I really think you should draw the body too,you know...and coloring it,of course...thank you again,my lady ichihara-swannn!!!...

[tshapo-chi.livejournal.com]

*giggles* i love brooke

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

*and mr.red here are giggles back at you* and brook love you too,sensei...

*brook bowing his head right now for you,tshapo_chi-san to said that he's honor to be love by someone like you*...

again,thank you for already reading!...and take care while this mr.red are gone,okay?...love you...

[reddy-chan.livejournal.com]

XDDD ahahaha, that boney guy...Way to go, Brook!!
(and Sanji as the question mark xD !!Lol)

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

and again,thank you for reading,my deary reddy_chan!...and I really sorry for my late reply...