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TITLE: A DAY ON THE NUDE BEACH WITH A PERVERTED SKELETON
TOPIC: Naked beach
AUTHOR:
mr_redrum
PAIRING:
None, it's only about Brook's lovely habit...
WARNING: PG
WORD COUNT:
174
NOTES: My very much thank you for my wonderful beta-er [livejournal.com profile] kakairupowns-san for the beta. Thank you.



“Why on earth is everyone on this beach looking at us?!” Nami clenched her fists, rather annoyed that their little group had already attracted so much attention at the naked beach where they were spending some of their vacation.

“They must be gaping at the beauty of you and Robin-chwan, Nami-swannn!” Sanji cooed at her before changing his tune to mock the rest of the crew. “Or they are probably too amused at a rubber man, Pinocchio, tanuki, tin-man, and a cactus…”

“Shut up, question mark! You’re just a weird as we are, bastard. Besides, they aren’t looking at us anyway. They’re all looking at that!” Zoro pointed to one of their nakama who was dancing along the beach, shouting at all of the naked girls.

“MAY I SEE YOUR PANTIES? AH! YOU AREN”T WEARING PANTIES AT ALL! SOMEHOW, YOU’VE CAUSED ME TO EJACULATE, THOUGH YOU CAN SEE I DON’T HAVE A PENIS! YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!”

“… How about we bury that shitty-skeleton beneath the sand right now?"...

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